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Randomizer 09-03-08 09:10 PM

Granted, but that just allows time for more boring meetings to be scheduled back to back.

I wish supper had been pub food and cold beers.

Raptor1 09-03-08 10:54 PM

Granted, but now you have a terrible headache

I wish the crows will feed on your rotting corpse (Not Randomizer, rather...YOU!)

TarJak 09-04-08 03:43 AM

Granted, but the crows that fed on my rotting corpse decide to fly over your place on their way home and suddenly get stricken with sever diarrhea.

I wish the fetid remains of my rotting corpse finds peace at Raptor1's place.

Jimbuna 09-04-08 05:32 AM

Granted, seeing as he lives in a swamp, that shouldn't be a problem.

I wish daleks were friendly to you know who.

Mush Martin 09-04-08 05:42 AM

Granted the Daleks are friendly to the woman who sits across from
you.

I wish Jimbuna was locked out of the tardis

TarJak 09-04-08 06:49 AM

Granted, but as he's a copper he'll still have a key

I wish froth was something more substantial

Jimbuna 09-04-08 07:07 AM

Granted, much more substantial than vapour.

I wish the bitch sitting opposite me would fail her bi-annual medical tomorrow.

TarJak 09-04-08 07:15 AM

Granted, she fails due to the STD she just gave you

I wish vapour was more substantial than froth

Jimbuna 09-04-08 08:45 AM

Granted, but only by 1ppm, so nobody atually notices.

I wish I could pas on this horrible looking rash on my nether regions to TJ.

Mush Martin 09-04-08 09:35 AM

Granted but in order to get all the way to sydney it takes the
form of a distinctly bitter global pandemic and as patient zero
you are incarcerated for the rest of your natural years in a
small cell with just enough room in it for the woman who sits
across from you, to sit across from you which she does for
the rest of your natural days.

I wish I couldve thought up a better one than that.

Digital_Trucker 09-04-08 09:57 AM

Granted, you think up one better than that, a crush so monumentally humongous that it crushes the wishes of all living beings future, past and present and there is no need for this thread any more

I wish this thread didn't have to end

Raptor1 09-04-08 10:18 AM

Granted, but it will end, volunteraly

I wish this thread didn't end

Mush Martin 09-04-08 10:45 AM

Granted it didnt but as such as it continues to exist it poses a threat
to you as evidence of your instability psychosis and imaginativeness
society puts you on trial prior to you actually commiting any
actual crime in any actual country you get a good lawer but he is corrupt
and doesnt really do anything but submit a guilty plea on your behalf.
he leaves with your wife, your dog, your truck your best fishing rod and shotgun, a full bottle of Johhny walker red label and your lastt twenty four
stella artois'. He submits a bill that somehow is perpetual with global economy
crushing interest rates and this is percieved as an increase somehow
in your revenue by the tax man who submit that your previous conviction
supposes your guilt in a tax evasion scheme with no evidence but a favourable ruling from the courts who are currently trying to stop people
like you from reoffending as a result the taxmans compound interest
is added to the interest from your lawers bill. as obviously you cant
get to the obviously giant stash of stolen and embezzled money society just extends your sentence purpetually adding a hundred years per day
to it as you await a final sentencing as jims roomate listing to
sarah palin lady across the desk from him.

in your defence though they may have been a little hasty but really you
should know better.


I wish I thought up a better one than that.

NealT 09-04-08 11:13 AM

You did, but then when you typed it, your fingers refused to spell the words correctly and so you chopped them off to nubs and that is all that you could hammer out with your hurting, bloody fingers which kept frying your keyboard.

I wish the songs of the world were not so musical.

Digital_Trucker 09-04-08 01:23 PM

Granted, the songs of the world are not so musical, they are now complete and utterly useless noise that drives you mad slowly and insidiously as you ride the elevator up and down, up and down, never getting off, listening to the Muzak renditions of the noise that the songs of the world have become

I wish my eyes didn't get tired reading Mushes Crushes


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