Granted, but it's a prank call done by a kid who isn't TarJak.

I wish that I could have the voice talent of Bobby McFerrin.

Granted you now have the voice talent of Bobby McFerrin, your new single "Don't Smile, Be Crabby" will be released next week

I wish break-dancing involved breaking things

Granted, but that unfortunately only applies to bones breaking.

I wish that I could kill a person by just thinking about them and then uttering the word "Kill".

But you think of yourself and utter the word "kill".;)

I wish I had procetion aginst Stealth Hunter`s wish.:up:

Granted, but the police finds out about it thanks to bugs implemented in your house after you were aquitted from your last murder case and sends you to Australia for the rest of your miserable life after permenantly removing your tongue

EDIT: Damn this long crush

Granted, but since there's no such thing as "procetion", you have to make do with some protection instead

I wish that you would finally learn your lesson

Granted but I soon forget.

I whish you would learn your lesson.

Granted, but the educational costs are staggering and you have to pay them

I wish the wish of wishes that was wished upon a wish or some other random combination of words

Granted, you get the wish of wishes that was wished upon a wish or some other random combination of words, but the random combination of words is "Raptor1" and "kill"and is uttered by Stealth Hunter

I wish dinner would hurry up and get here and be good and not poisonous and won't kill me or blow up

Granted, but you have a nice mug of sludge to drink with it.;)


I wish that DT or I didnt have to drink that sludge.

Granted, you have it injected intravenously.

I wish that IV's weren't so damned inconvenient...:damn:

Granted they aren't for the person who is starting them.

I wish I hadn't read Sailor Steve's tale of the Subsim meet because now I am homesick...:cry:

Granted, but your homesickness causes you to hijack a plane for home. You fail, unfortunately, and are labeled a terrorist. Then, you are sent to Gitmo.

I wish that I could talk to animals.

Granted, but when you hear of the animal's plans to take over the world and rush to warn the human population, you are tagged as a crazy man and thrown into a sanitarium

I wish Stealth Hunter wasn't so crazy

Granted, he is now insane.

I wish I wish upon a star.

Granted, you do in the middle of space, the star is hot and there is no air so you do not feel a thing as your body is vaporized into little bitty atoms of dust and TJ gets to take control of your postcount.

I wish today were just a tad bit warmer.

Granted today is warmer...although just a tad, which means instead of 37 deg it's 39. But the wind starts to blow and we all know what wind chill factor is...your ass is still cold...


I wish teeth didn't have nerves in them...



KD

Granted, but now you don't realise that they have all gone rotten and wonder why people keep backing away from you, when it is the foul dog-breath you are emitting that is doing it.

I wish Koondawg had some breath-mints.

Granted, Koondawg has some breath mints, and he gives one to you, but they are the huge round ones that are seen in urinals and the one he gives you is used


I wish I hadn't grossed myslef out thinking of that crush

Granted, but Koondawg gives you a mint and demands that you eat it.


I wish for some delicious kidney pie which hasnt been poisioned, tampered with in anyway, is nice and warm and it is not a spy.

Granted, it's...YOUR Kidney

I wish kidneys were made from kids (communists, preferably) and knees