Granted, but then all of the Maytag repairmen would be out of business and the unemployment rate would go skyhigh - leading to mass revolt and rebellion and internal strife - ultimately to civil war. Your family would be destroyed and your life would be meaningless.

I wish that Cajun Salmon Dip were not so good...

granted the dip is fine but the salmon kills you.

I wish I hadnt crushed my cpu.

Granted, your CPU now overheats and burns down your house

I vish mein CPU vaz stronger und faster

Granted, it is now a stronger und faster Communist Party Unit and it has invaded your monitor, bombed your printer and has announced that it intends to totally destroy Raptorland.

I wish beer was a breakfast drink.

Granted, but you can't drink anything else

I wish I could convict and sentence him to death

Granted, you both live in North Korea and you are a high-ranking party official. However, Randomizer is a popular figure with the people, so you are summarily executed for executing him and undermining the Communist ideal.


I wish for good fortune to smile upon us all.

Granted, it smiles as it laughs at our pathetic fate

I wish that good fortune would stop laughing

Granted, it now scowls at you in a way that would make old women faint and babies fill their nappies.

I wish the right hand side of my face wasn't numb.

Granted, now the right side face of your hand is numb

I wish I knew what I just said

Granted, but the knowledge doesn't help you one bit in life

I wish you knew what you just said

Granted, but the knowledge doesn't help me one bit in life (ah, wait, I just crushed myself:hmm:)

I wish I'd never said that which I did not know what I said

Granted, you were strangled by your umbilical cord before birth.


I wish I were GLaD

Granted, but the cake is still a lie

I wish I could keep on trying 'till I ran out of cake

Granted, your heart is broken and you are killed. And torn to pieces. And every piece was thrown into a fire. But look on the bright side; the science got done and you made a neat gun for the people who are still alive:D


I wish more people got the Portal reference

Granted, more people get it but still don't find it funny.

I wish boring meetings would end quicker