Granted, it's the wish that had already been crushed

I wish this wasn't my 2,000th post

Granted, because it ain't!

I wish for the total extermination of cockroaches...

Granted, now instead of cockroaches, SPIDERS are running your bed while you're sleeping. :arrgh!:

I wish that the next post is posted by a gay person! :arrgh!:

Granted, I am quite a happy camper right now...after all, it is before 0600, raining, cold, and I have to go to work instead of playing my computer...the dogs are whining and the wife said, "Not today dear, I have a headache."

I wish I had not gotten up so early this morning.

Granted, you got up late the next morning with someone other than your wife and it is not a woman... :lol: :arrgh!:

I wish SH3 was more open source... :arrgh!:

Granted, SH3 is more open source, but the wish granter heard you wrong and thought you wished for open sores

I wish the world was covered in dark chocolate

Granted, now we cannot wage submarine warfare as the oceans are covered, leading to this forum not existing and you not being able to wish that wish

I wish paradoxes weren't so fun

Granted, they are now hilarious.

I wish the Grey Wolves had been able to spend more time together in Texas.

Granted, they now know each other in ways that they will never talk about.

I wish there was something on TV to watch.

Granted, unfortunately it's the Waltons.

I wish cars were easier to fix.

Granted, but it costs much, much more

I wish I could find an excuse to unleash my nuclear weapons

Granted, but you will learn that releasing them in your underwear is not a good idea

I wish I didn't have a 12 hour plane trip to do tonight

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Granted, you have to do a 12 hour Segway trip instead.

I wish people would throw gross stuff at Tarjak when he's on his Segway.

Granted, they are throwing gross amounts of money at me and my Segway

I wish TS had a video mode

Granted, but it costs so much bandwith that it's wholly useless

I wish TarJak would gimme some of that money

Gratned, Tarjak gives you some of that money, but it's Monopoly money made out of Limberger cheese (that's why it was gross amounts:D)

I wish submarines had spinner hubcaps

Granted, but they soon corrode in the salt water and fall off.

I wish TarJak has a safe, uneventful flight back to the penal colony tonight.

Granted, but he dies from boredom, unfortunatly the warden blames you for it and sends you to solitary

I wish Australia was still a penal colony

Granted, it is....but now they are reasonably educated they want freedom.

I wish tarJak would phone me to announce his safe arrival.