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Pakistan.
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? |
Because I'm the best driver on the road (in my opinion).
If you weren't on Subsim now, what would you be doing? |
Having it off...Dam you Subsims. Not now Sally I'm busy posting.
So whose up for a peanut butter onion sandwich? |
Sounds like you are on your own. And Sally is the name of your blow up doll.
Whos next for a ride on Sally? |
Typical crim sarcastic remark. :rotfl2:
I am but shes naffed off out for a pint. Who would like to see the crims get a good hard bashing at the ashes? |
You mob have had your turn this year and now it's ours.
How come the poms can suddenly play cricket after they hire an Australian coach? |
We only do it to deprive the Ozzies of a cricket coach.
Does anyone understand the point of cricket? |
Certainly.
Why is cricket so important to England? |
It takes are mind off the rotten government of the day.
Why is Australia so crap at cricket? |
Because the heat gets to them and their Fosters' soaked brains start to boil over.
Why do the Ozzies insist on wearing lip gloss when they play? |
Because they are a bunch of nancy boys who can't play cricket.
Why are the poms so crap at rugby league? |
Because we prefer Rugby Union.
Whats the difference between the 2? |
Four men, a line out and a tackle limit.
Where do poms hide their cash? |
Cash? Have you seen the state of our country? No-ones' got any of that stuff anywhere!
What does Koala taste like? |
Best ask TarJak.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? |
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