Granted but the only reason you know where it is is because you are in it.

I which that everyone on subsim (including me) who has at least 50 posts and follows the rules would get a free copy of the next silent hunter game. The deluxe version if there is one.:D And the person who crushes this dream gets also gets one hundred dollars. (None of this is going to be bought by me)

Granted, but since you made no wish (Which's don't count), it cannot be granted or crushed

I wish Task Force didn't make such an easily exploitable mistake

Granted, it now makes multiple easily exploitable mastakes instead.

I wish my ticket to texas next month was cheaper.

Granted, your ticket to texas is cheaper, but now it is for last month

I wish I had a Mountain Dew

Granted, but it turns out it is literally mountain dew... fresh from this morning.:up:

I wish that I could curl my moustache.



THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE (COMPARISON, ANYWAY; IGNORE THE BEARD):

http://www.wizardofozcostumes.com/up...che_corone.jpg

Granted, but then the hairs dig into your skin and your jaw is wired shut.

I wish I had been the one to win the $1,000,000 on DOND last night...

Granted, you are now a ditzy blonde from Texas:D

I wish they hadn't poured out that Texas soil and dung on the show

Granted, they poured it onto your living room floor instead.

I wish the enemy was not at the gates.

Granted, he's already inside

I wish the enemy would go away

Granted, the imperial forces of communist Ubootcomradeland who have invaded raptor1land for the 18th time this month, manage to get through the gates of raptorgrad and spend 2 days raping and pillaging and eating icecream, but they soon leave when they get bored and take the national supply of icecream with them.

I wish I would stop invading raptorland.

Granted, you decide to invade Poland instead untimately resulting in you blowing your brains out in a bunker somewhere in Berlin.

I wish my wife would hurry up and arrive so we can go out

Granted, but she arrives with a boat load of company from work and they expect a welcome drink, a few nibbles, oh....and a movie if you don't mind.

I wish the bitch sitting opposite me at work was TarJaks blind date at the SS Meet next month.

Granted, but since we have destroyed her so many times already, TarJak must accept a twisted pile of meat as his date

I wish twisted piles of meat tasted better

Granted, your ten-man orgy now has a can of whipped cream. Enjoy the sausage!:rotfl:


I wish people would use their damn turn indicators (properly) when they drive.

Granted, people now use their damn turn indicators (properly) when they drive, but since they never check to see if the damn things work or not, they don't work

I wish things worked all the time