Granted, Mercury (the planet) is now lighter, so it orbits at a faster rate, and, in the next 15 years, will scrape your house, and ONLY your house, off the face of the earth... better look for an apartment

i wish there was a town full of trekkies... called enterprise!

Granted, there is a town full of Trekkies called Enterprise, it's in Alabama and they're waiting for you because, before you made your wish, they weren't Trekkies, and, man ,are they pi55ed:o

I wish "The Sledge" lots of fun explaining why he had to ruin all those Alabamalamians lives

Granted, he had fun saying it was all YOUR fault...and they bought it.

I wish DT the best of luck trying to outrun and outgun all of the rednecks that are now after him...

Granted, but his neck becomes the reddest of all.....burn marks from the noose.

I wish them not to hang him high.

Granted, they hang him low between your knees.

I wish GR had only 1 post to get to 5000.

Granted, but not on Subsim...

I wish JB were my friend...

Granted, JB is your friend, but now you find out he is really Mr Rodgers

I wish cow farts were made out of aluminum foil

Granted, now the owners of ranches are rich enough to buy the Northern Hemisphere because of their monopoly over Aluminum

I wish I wasn't executed in the streets of Prague

You weren't...technically it was in the alley...not the street.

I wish Everyone (who believes) a Happy Easter...and for those who do not, I wish them a happy day anyway...

Granted, we are all as happy as can be. You on the otherhand get chosen to be nailed to a tree for Easter.

I wish people being nailed to trees was something that never happened.

Granted, they get nailed to spiked platforms covered in pepper sauce, a concept first tested on you.

I wish for the next dream-crusher to wish for anything except for a fate worse than the crushing of this dream.

Granted...

I wish for a fate worse than crushing this dream...

Granted you get to live in Jimbuna's Shorts.

(a matter of subjective opinion really isnt it?)


I wish someone other than NealT or Jimbuna crushes this
dream.

Granted (or not)

I wish they named submarine games backward so that SH1 was the best, SH2 second best, and so on...

Granted, they named submarine games backward so that SH1 was the best, SH2 second best, and so on...but you only have SH3847169934048638103845601937658300173656583801

I wish constipation caused no aggravation