I used to have a bumper sticker that said:

Support Mental Health
or I'll Kill you

If you can read this, I could hit my brakes and sue you!
- from a prestigious university here at home

Sh** happens.

Mamma always said life is like a box of choclate, you never know what your going to get.

and from the movie Grumpy old men...
Chucks about to take the skin boat to tuna town.:rotfl:

One of my favourite bumper stickers read: "Also available in white"

-So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters.

-No chance, English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

-Yes, depart a lot at this time, and cut the approaching any more or we fire arrows into the tops of your heads and make castanets of your testicles already.

-And now remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty time this taunting this time, you endured nothing yet, dappy english k...niggets, pfffffrffff!!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

--Will Rogers

I think, therefore I win.
-Doctor Who

Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?
- Danny Butterman, from the film Hot Fuzz

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To all subsim members: Seriously, Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up? Thanks for the answer!:up:

Shure, lemme get my Panzerschreck and I'll show ya :up:

Man has will, but woman has her way.

--Oliver Wendell Holmes

Brain: an apparatus with which we think, we think
-Ambrose Bierce

I read about it somewhere and according to that. There is a small bump at the back of the head, right at the bottom of the skull (there where the neck begins), this bump acts as a pin and holds the head together and if you hit it real hard, for some unexplained reason the head will blow up.

Humpty was pushed!

Who killed Noddy ?

Big Ears!

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

--Henry Youngman