Granted, but the usual suspects always play it on easy mode ;)

I wish you would behave over on TS before Hunter ICX gets a huffy head on. :rotfl:

http://www.warshipgunner2.com/Smiley...ult/2funny.gifGranted but it will so fast he will be shocked and we will sign a treaty and you can read it when we type it up.;)
I wish I was in the Cash cab in New York City wih Ben Bailey the driver!

Granted, but then this thread will be no longer in page 2.

I wish this thread would return to page 2.

Granted, but not everyone has the ability to travel back in time, so you would find yourself all alone.

I wish weekends were longer than two days.

Granted! Weekend lengths are now subject to the whim and fancy of the "weekendee"... Unfortunately, the wives pick up on this pretty quick and the list of "honey do's" grows in logarithmic proportion to the length of the weekend... :damn:

You forgot your wish :hmm: :lol:

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Thx JB... :oops:

I wish I could get some sleep...

Granted ... you may sleep, but your walking into a trap. You will think it is a dream, but you really are walking down the middle divider of your local freeway, naked :o

Do not keep a loaded gun in your bedroom while you sleep. Especially after watching the cowboy, Clint Eastwood, in the movie "hang em high" this will result in injury or death to you or a close loved one.

I wish my son wouldn't drive so fast on these mountain roads flipping the finger and honking at people going to slow in front of him. :yep:

Granted. He now drives very slowly and waves happily at all the motorists honking and giving him the finger. This causes him to be late for traffic court which irritates the judge. Your son is sentenced to 30 days in jail. Because you never learned to drive you now have to walk those very same mountain roads while enduring the wrath of punk kids as they speed by honking their horns and giving you the finger.

I wish I were sober.

Granted, but then you realized how nutty this world is, so you go and hide in a cave for about....ooh, lemmesee......239 years.

I wish this Monday would come abit faster.....

Granted but like all time travelling wished it ends badly with you injured, dead or at least horribly embarrased.

I wish for nothing right now, as I am content.

Granted, but contentment soon brings with it an element of boredom, and you soon start making wishes again.

I wish the wife would stop ringing my Blackberry when I was at work.

Granted, but you might end up having something 'experimental' for dinner which you don't like if she cannot contact you.

I wish Skybird and Waste Gate would agree on something, that's going to be a tough one to grant:rotfl:

Edit: Just noticed Waste Gate got keelhauled, so I guess it's going to be impossible to grant now.

:D Chock

Granted. While trying to call you at work, she hears the Blackberry ringing on the bedroom nightstand where you left it. Smiling at your forgetfulness she picks it up and finds several racy emails from Catherine Zeta-Jones. In a fit of anger she hurls the Blackberry against the wall and it shatters into a kazillion pieces. You now wish you were bored.

I wish people would stop confusing me with Brad Pitt.

Granted, but only on condition Waste Gate has his keelhauling removed :lol:

I wish I hadn't answered Chocks wish.

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