Granted. There are no more war. No one does mean stuff. It's the boredom. You had nothing to do. You rather do dirty trick to tease people.
I wish i had toads and put it in the tea cup to scare them!

I belive you just crushed the wrong dream.:lol:

Granted you have toads and a cup of tea to scare them with, but it dosent work.:yep:

I wish for something, I just dont know what I want now.:hmm:

Granted, and that something has been thoroughly...crushed!

I wish rifles were more effective against zombies

They are, provided you aim them correctly, which with your squinty little beady eyes you are unable to effectively do even with coke bottle glasses.

I wish I had more credits...

Granted, you have more credits, but in this backwords world they now are debits and your balance sheet becomes unbalanced and falls off of the table, crashes through the floor all the way to the center of the earth causing the earth's implosion

I wish my Freezenbunder wasn't gefookin'

Granted, it isn't...it is fegookin instead which causes credits to turn into debits which become so heavy that they crash through the earth's crust, mantel, and deep into the core which causes.....WAIT A MINUTE! We have just gone through that...

Oh Well...

I wish for a repeat of the SUBSIM 2008 meet in 2009 (less the hurricane) :smug:

Granted, theres a Huge wave and its heading towards Texas now.;) No meeting for you.:yep:

I wish for it to be last Friday 10/11/08th at 3:05pm.:D

Granted, it is, but here comes that big wave headed for Texas so...no Subsim meet for you.

I wish the meet had been in town where I live...

Granted, the meet was in the town where you live, but you didn't know it and are now wandering around Texas (gonna take a lot of wandering) wondering where everyone is

I wish that kitten from down the street that seems to have adopted us would quit walking on my keynnv;oiug;'ogh'lj"O*(7vt5pug'ouGR:VUG'

Granted, it stops walking and starts spraying your keynnv;oiug;'ogh'lj"O*(7vt5pug'ouGR:VUG' killing them all.

I wish my leg didn't hurt so much...:cry:

Granted, Its cut off.

I wish for 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

Granted, on the wall that's schedualed to be demolished...now

I wish I had a bulldozer to demolish that wall

Granted, but you don't have a key to start it.

I wish I had an unending supply of whiskey.

Granted, but the infinite weight of it causes the world to collapse into a black hole

I wish Tango hadn't so foolishly thrown away our lives

Granted, it was only your life needlessly thrown away. The rest of us will be remembered for our brave posting on Subsim until the final moment.

I wish my wife was with me in San Francisco.

Granted, but now you'll need to explain yourself about your girlfriend, your lover, and those two girls you just met at the bar, who invited you to a party later tonight.

I with I had some money so I didn't starv to death like I'm doing now...

Granted, you have the money but the food you will buy is tainted with that stuff in Chinese milk. Bon appetite!

I wish for the Stargate Program to be real...

Granted, and they decide to test it with you. But they don't know where or when you end up, however it can only end in tears

I wish it hadn't ended in tears.

Granted, it ended in blood instead

I wish you all would be too afraid to crush this wish

Granted, I'm afraid that crushing this wish will destroy the earth. But what the heck....

I wish the uncrushable wish