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Not when fitted with Dunlop tyres.
Is a fridge magnet frozen to the door? |
Only in your house. Turn the heat up Jim ya tight basum!
Is Jims heritage Scottish? |
I'll tell you for a fee...
Is the Antarctic really opposed to the Arctic or are they really friends?... <O> |
Things are always chilly between them.
If there was an animal called an Ig, would it keep going to the toilet in Eskimo houses? |
Quote:
At the Battle of Jut-Land - did everyone run aground? |
Only those near to Heli-Go-Land.
What advice would you give to a blind mute? |
'Listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once'
Can you nail a jelly (jello) to a tree? |
A. Yes, on top of a horizontal branch. Easier with raw jelly cube than one already made.
Q. How many cats would it take to make a fur hat? |
This bloke knows http://aso.gov.au/titles/documentari...eys-war/clip1/
Where can you find good help these days? |
Try the British Red Cross.
Are we there yet? |
Nearly.
Can we stop soon because i need a wee? |
Use a bottle like everyone else.
At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours? |
Both of them.
Why does a sedan chair only have 2 doors? |
The double decker version has four actually.
What is Satan's last name? |
O'Rafferty.
Where's the worst place you've been on holiday? |
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