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The dame place I keep mine.
Bet you wish you had a python and mot a worm? |
No time to think about that as I'm off to my self defence class on how to defend myself from fruit.
Have you been slapped in the face by a fish? |
No.
Have you been slapped in the face by a wet cloth? |
Yes. One of my daughters did it too me in her younger days.
Can you fit your ship in a bottle? |
Only after I've drank the contents.
If flying is safe why do you depart from a TERMINAL? |
Because it comes after the departure lounge.
can you ever have too much of a good thing? |
Never!!
How much is too much? |
More than your happy to give.
Does a cat burglar have whiskers? |
Only on his 'chinigin beginagain'
Does Father Christmas dye his beard? |
Not anymore since he died.
How did Rudolph get his red nose? |
Too much Guinness.
If Santa is dead does this mean no more pressies? |
No, because family members the world over were drafted in to take over.
Do you still hang a stocking at the end of your bed? |
Not since I married.
Does snow drift faster than water? |
Yes, because water doesn't drift, it flows.
Did the Drifters ever drift? |
Not that I know. They grafted for many years.
Is continental drift what happens when a a Lincoln loses traction? |
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