Granted, you now seriously pursue useless trivia

I wish I knew...why so serious?

Granted. It's so serious because the naked Zambonian newsreaders have no sense of humour.

I wish I knew why the chicken crossed the road.

Granted, it wanted to get to the other side.

I wish carrot cake was made with a different vegetable.

Granted, but since the cake is a lie it really doesn't matter

I wish you could wish something

Granted but then your post count would be less than 1000.

I wish I had real mac and cheese for dinner tonight instead of that fake stuff.

Granted, but it's a Mac computer swimming in melted Limberger

I wish the visions of naked Zambonian newreaders weren't haunting me and driving me stark raving mad

Granted, you are driven stark raving mad by being forced to sponge-bathe morbidly obese male mud-wrestlers after being made to watch their matches.

I wish that.... um... U.S. Americans?.....would use their...um....education? to help the U.S., uh.... I mean....Africa...and like... the Iraq...and the Asian countries?

Granted but we use our education to help ourselves to their resources. Muhahahaha


I wish that Boston Cream Pie was not so fattening.

Granted, just so long as you don't eat it, you should be fine.

I wish I could take the cake

Granted, but as Raptor pointed out the cake is a lie.

I wish i was dating Michelle Trachtenberg

Granted, but if the cake is a lie then Pie must be truth.

I wish I was on the gig with Steely Dan.

Granted, you get to be the official Steely Dan crack ho and roadie

I wish the lie was true

Granted, all lies are henceforth truths....just don't be going all truthful to your missus.

I wish the bitch sitting opposite me would go out and choke on her lunch.

Granted, the bitch sitting opposite you goes out and chokes on her lunch, comes back and regurgitates all over your desk

Once again, I wish I hadn't just eaten

Granted you just thrown up.

I wish for big breasted women do the weather forecast.