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In Turkey this year...it was called 'Sex With The Bartender'.
Can you imagine what that must be like? |
Sweaty with the faint aroma of Turkish Delight.
Where in Turkey did you go? |
Gallipoli to the wrong beach.:O:
What will Johnny Turk's response be? |
What the bleedin' heck is he doing on that beach?
Did you have a map to use? |
No he jumped into someone else's limousine.
Which airport did he land at? |
Bodrum, he likes a long drive.
Why are all Turks called Johnny? |
Well it would be silly if they were all called Santa.
Where can I get a metric hammer from? |
From the Toolshed in Oxford Street Darlinghurst.:03:
Did you know that Jim is a regular at the Toolshed? |
I didn't, but I do now!
Is Toolshed some kind of adult-only shop? |
Google is your friend. :03:
Is Google your only friend? |
Dogpile is also one of my friends.
Ever taken the leaf out of a book about gardening? |
Yep. There was no toilet paper left and needs must...
Have you ever had to use an emergency wipe? |
Not so far thankfully.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you like at me like I was weird? |
I may look but I doubt I'd like.
Nothing to see here, can we all move on? |
No you need to stay put and face just a little bit of the danger.
Where does Monty keep his python? |
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