Granted, south is north provided you are standing in the wrong spot at the right time.

I wish I weren't so confused.

Granted, what were you saying again?

I wish we could have a baby:hmm:
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Granted, but it turns out to be a baby elephant that resists all attempts at house breaking except when it is actually breaking your house. The food bills alone drive you into poverty and the dogs now hate your guts...

I wish for a large frosted mug filled with my favorite lager.

Granted, but since you were in the head at the time, Steed snuck out of the crawlspaces and drank it, leaving you with an empty frosted mug and lager leftover in the glass.

I wish I weren't so tired this morning.

Granted, you went to sleep yesterday and completely flopped whatever it is you were trying to achieve

I wish I had a lead balloon

Granted, you have a lead balloon, but you are at 20,000 feet in the basket of your lead balloon and, well, you know

I wish I could quit sneezing and wheezing

Granted, you quit sneezing, wheezing and breathing altogether. Your demise is unfortunate. Still, never mind.

I wish I was at the Subsim meet instead of work.

Granted, but they put you to work, and keep you working the entire time.;)

I wish for my P.E. teacher to dissapear and never bother me again.:D

Granted, your p.e teacher disapears and you don't take exercises-you become fatter and fatter, no girl likes you and you end up as a zoo attraction.

I wish I hadn't been totally drunk today between my university classes and hadn't destroyed my friend's chair.

Granted, you didn't - your evil twin did.

I wish . . . . . . . .

That steed would come back.
Granted, but he is reincarnated as a Tracktorsimmer and just talks about farming



I wish I didn't have to get up at 5 am tomorrow

Granted, you don't. You have to get up at 4 AM instead.

I wish they had not cancelled the training classes...

Granted, and you love your 3 hour lemaz class, just breath slowly now.

I wish my batteries would charge faster

Granted, but they explode when they finish refilling

I wish I had a car with retractable headlight howitzers

Granted, but it dosent have a motor, Pretty worthless huh.;)

I wish for Mc bees plane to arrive at the SS meeting early.:yep:

Granted, but it doesn't matter because you missed yours.

I wish I could be at the SUBSIM 2008 meeting...:cry:

[12 hours later and no one has responded? What did I do?! Kill the thread? :oops:]

Granted, but none of us will talk to you

I wish my wife was able to come to the Subsim meeting

Granted but she puts you to work, and you constantly have to do what she says.;)

I wish I knew if SH5 is gona have U-boats.:rock:

Granted, you now know it doesn't and you have to keep waving your Wii over your head to keep your Turtle from sinking

I wish I could spell Nintendo

Granted you just did.

I wish I had a could be invisiable, and go into the room where you all were playing SH5 earlyer so I could see what it is about.:D