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Yes ask you next door neighbour.
Who loves ya baby? |
A bald man with a lollipop fetish.
Have you seen my neighbour? :eek: |
A. Have you tried your bedroom closet?
Q. Which end of the rainbow has the crock of gold? |
The one opposite the end your at.
Will the lube oil work? |
Only if you apply it to where the friction is.
What friction is Jim causing that requires lube oil? |
Hopefully something that Jim can easily overcome.
Who will win the FIFA 2014 World Cup? |
The team that scores the most goals in the final.
What's better than a bird in the hand? |
Two in the undergrowth.
What did the runaway train blow, when it came over the hill? |
A bird in bed.
When will the ringing in your head stop? |
When I kark it.
When will you kark it? |
If boredom is an associated factor...pretty soon.
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? |
You have to go somewhere else to open it.
What's your favourite cheese? |
Cheshire light.
What's your favourite chocolate bar? |
Lindt Dark Mint Intense
Will the man playing the ball ever play the man? |
Lindt 80% cocoa dark chocolate, or anything with alcohol in...
Whats the strangest cocktail you've had? Edit: Dang it Tarjak! |
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