Granted, you didn't eat the Mexican food for dinner last night, you ate the silly umbrellas over the tables in front of the Mexican restaurant instead.

I wish I hadn't slept so late this morning

Granted, you slept so late this evening

I wish to crush the enemy

Granted, but it is the enemy within your mind, therefore you kill yourself.

I wish monopoly money was of a value.

Granted, it has value while your playing Monopoly

I wish I could beat Bill Gates in a game of Monopoly

Granted, but seeing as how there is no Microsoft square in the game you will have to make do with the water works.

I wish my worst enemies ears would turn to a$$holes and crap down their neck.

Granted, your worst enemies ears turn into rectums and they crap down their necks, but your worst enemy is sitting on your head at the moment and we all know crap goes downhill

I wish my head would quit going :yep:

Granted, it now goes :/\\!! instead

I wish the Red Triangle would never return

Granted, it is replaced by a blue one.

I wish my girlfriends yorkshire puddings would rise.

Granted, but then...oh well never mind...I wouldn't wish that on any guy...

I wish I were younger so I could dance with Julianne Hough.

Granted, But you would probably end up drooling all over her causing her to run away from you tripping and breaking her ankle. Not only do you have to pay for her medical bills but she slaps you with a restraining order. AND to twist the knife everybody here at subsim saw you do it live.


I wish i had my own Kilo sub

Granted, you have your own Kilo sub, but it is in the Great Salt Lake

I wish I knew why

Granted, on a drunken rampage, jimbuna and raptor1 plant it there to thwart the obviously non-existant nazi-communist moon people in a poor attempt to make them invade Ubootcomradeland.


I wish that crush made sense, even I didnt understand what I was on about :88)

Granted, it now makes sense and therefore comes true

I wish the Communist moon-people I was fighting weren't non-existant, so I could annihilate them

Granted but as it turns out Communist moon people turns out to
be local ubootecomradeland vernacular for the entire borg collective
while it experiencing a species wide week of PMS.

I wish I could watch

Granted, you get a front row seat as you are conscripted into the glorious army of ubootcomradeland and die a horrible death in the third battle for Ubootcomradegrad

I wish I won the umpteenth war aginst the nazi-commies from the moon/mars/yorkshire