Granted, but it didn't help anyone

I wish to psychoanalyze...YOU

Granted, but the results are so traumatic that your brain fails instantly.

I wish it weren't so cold.

Granted but to make it warmer we had to pull the sun closer to earth and we all burn up as the atmosphere is distroyed by the heat.;)

I wish I could charge you all 80 dollars a month for breathing air.;)

Granted, but you are sued for being a Monopoly, forced to shamefully retire and live the rest of your life in a garbage can

I wish the court wasn't so hard on Task Force

Granted there not so hard on task force and they send him to jail where he breaks out and hunts a guy he calls Raptor1, lets hope he dosent find him...:x

I wish Raptor1 could take my jail time.:yep:

Granted but he shows up at the jail just in time for what would have been Task Force's transfer to a minimum security prison complete with golf course, big screen TV's, conjugal visits and Wednesday night poker games.

I wish that this guy... :nope: would lighten up.

Granted, he's so light that he floats away into the atmosphere never to post on SS again.

I wish it was Wednesday 8th over in Texas.

Granted, but then its Thursday the 9th where you are so you've missed your plane.

I wish Jim would remember to bring his beer money on Wednesday.

Granted, purchased my US Pesos yesterday.

I wish the exchange rate had of been as high as it was a week earlier.

PS. I missed you by 4 minutes over on TS earlier :damn:

Granted, but then you find that (1) you purchased the wrong currency for the country you are going to and (2) the currency you did purchase is counterfeit so now, you are completely out of luck and headed for that jail that TF was headed for.

I wish I could have stayed at home today and slept...

Granted, you are now sick

I wish that I could properly wish a wish before the next person wishes and thus invalidate my wish with a crushing crush, or something like that

Granted. You are now Brag.

I wish I did not have such a strange sense of humor.

Granted, you under go a sex change and now being female, you have no sense of humour whatsoever.

I wish for greater nutation in Earth's orbit.

Granted, but it doesn't effect anything important

I wish October 21st wasn't annual doomsday

Granted it has been moved to 8th October 2008

I wish I could fly first class to Houston

Granted: But you get so used to the upper class standards,when you get to Houston in your little B&B the standards drop and you got to share your amenitys with JImbo and your dreams are shattered.
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I wish i was a few Peso's behind Jimbuna then i could afford to go to Houston?

Granted but the few peso's your behind Jimbo lands you in a mexican jail...here we go again. Your Manuel's bitch and succomb to his pleasures on a daily basis...if you were to jump out of a plane you would whistle all the way down...


I wish whoever did stupid **** would get slapped by a giant hand upside the head

Granted, you now have a big red welt on the side of your face.

I wish for a wish that was a wish someone would wish and never have to wish for a wish and not because they were dead or in a coma.

Granted, whatever it meant.

I wish for a safe flight to Houston on Wednesday with plenty of British Airways complimentary food and alcoholic drinks.

Granted, but because you asked for BA food it is truly BA. (Bloody Awful)

I wish Houston was closer