The same person that puts the acid in acid rain.

How do you write zero in roman numerals?

Good question!

Why does a vegetarian budgerigar eat cuttlefish?

Because sharks are to bothersome.

Can you guess my weight?

A. From the pain in my foot, I would guess that you need to lose a few pounds!

Q. Where do night owls roost?

Owls sleep in tree holes or hollows, caves, rocks, old buildings, barns anywhere the sunlight cant reach. Bats sleep in caves, tree hollows, abandon buildings, bat boxes, and one species sleeps underground. The Indian bat sleeps in the underside of the bark of shagbark hickory trees.

What's the point of a unicycle?

Half as many punctures.

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

Also, why isn't it pronounced 'eleventy'?

Why does the Welsh language involve so much phlegm?

If you work in a coal mine phlegm is a natural consequence.

Can you cook? And if so what is your favourite dish.?

Can't cook, can eat. Favourite food is Thai.

Whats the worst meal you've had?

Anything laced with garlic.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

A. Possibly a crawly, as in creepy.

Q. Why do vampires not like garlic?

You should try smelling the stuff...absolutely revolting.

Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?

God only knows.

Will my chewing lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight?

Yes, but when you chew the bedpost it will be pleasingly minty.

Would a sheep with no legs be a cloud?

Only in your imagination.


Why is it called a building when it is built ?