Granted but of course that tanks the economy again anyway

I wish dinner was cooked

Granted, but it's already cold.

I wish that I had more graham crackers.

Granted you now have more graham crackers, but since your colonoscopy is tomorrow and you are taking the 'clean out liquid' you are unable to eat any today.

I wish cream cheese were not as fatty as it is.

Granted, Stealth Hunter has preprocessed it for you using his clean out liquid so the fat isn't inside you long enough to enter your arteries

I wish I had a pet Iron Chef

Granted but it is a hairy, furry, knife-wielding CAT and since you are allergic, you throw it under a bus.

I wish people weren't so quick to answer these posts...

Granted, now they're just prompt.

I wish my chest infection would end.

Granded, it just went away, but it comes back later at full strength.;)

I wish for everyones dreams except mine to be crushed throghly.;)

Granted, your dreams are no longer crushed, they are instead knocked down, burnt and sunk into a sewage lagoon.

I wish for good health to all Dream Crushers.

Granted, that means my chest infection clears up.

I wish for good weather whilst I'm at Texas next week.

Gramted but you still have that chest infection.;)

I wish I could get IL2 to load past 95%.

Granted, it stops at 96% but since the loading screen only displays semi-round numbers (As far as I can see), you notice no difference

I wish time wasn't so slow

Granted, time is now infinitely fast, so fast that our lives are like the fleeting thoughts of a love-bug being smashed on a windshield

I wish I had an ICBM armed with a poop brick warhead

Granted, all you need now is a reliable and accurate delivery system.

I wish I wish upon a star.

Granted, the star laughs at your pathetic attempts to wish upon it

I wish this was not the case

Granted, it's no longer the case, it's the box.

I wish I could come up with a good comeback.

Granted, but as it takes you 3 weeks to come uip with it is too late as everyone else has moved on

I wish grey was the new black

Granted, now everythings bland and looks black and white.;)

I wish I could get the bullet trails in IL2 to work now.:-?

Granted, and they're flying right into your tail

I wish that "Name that Bomber" thread would get down and stay there, I still have nightmares from the last time...

Granted, It stays down, and dissapears. Then It come back at full strength.;)

I wish I was a fish.:D

Granted, you're now a torpedo.

I wish my work were done.