Granted. It's now forever just before the pubs are due to open.

I wish BOB II had the flyable Tiger Moth.

Granted, but there will be a moron with you in that aircraft that always pushes the stick in the opposite dirrection.

I wish to be a spectator of that, 1 tiger moth 2 pilots doing the opposite with their control sticks.

HunterICX

Granted, you are that other moron in the plane.;)

I wish Hunter would never get a Spit IX in Il2 to shoot me down.:o

Granted, it will be a Hawker Tempest V then.

I wish to know what happens to Schröder's HE111 when I give it a Full burst with 4 x 20 mm Hispano's

HunterICX

Granted, it disintegrates. But you can't enjoy the view for long because you get killed by debris.
This all happened of course 30sec. after I switched the 111 to level stabilizer and bailed out.:yep:

I wish Hunter would never get a plane better than the Polikarpov U2 in Il2.

Granted all he gets in the future are Dutch Air Force planes.

I wish I could get intimate with 'the crack of dawn'. (British term for first part of an evenings end).

Granted, unfortunately Dawn takes offence at your intimacy and slaps you in the face and puts an AVO out on you.

I wish HunterICX would stop eating pizza and start his server!

Granted but the subsequent server crash somehow mysteriously reaches
into your computer and turns you IL 2 installation into mario kart.

I wish I could drive like Yoshi

Granted but he kicks you from it.

I wish the il2 guys wouldn't all want to kill me.:o

*Edit*
Too sloooowwww

Granted you not only live like Yoshi, your are Yoshi, and as such must figure out which small orifice on your body you want to pass the eggs the size of your head out of.:D

I wish my pizza had anchovies on it

Edit : Ditto on the too slow

Granted I now grant your wish to be able to type faster schroeder
and as soon as your done transcribing war and peace your wish will
come true.

I wish I was to slow.



[edit] hey I was too slow cool im gonna leave this one as is.

Granted, but then you don't get home in time to catch the mailman and 9 months later you have another mouth to feed.

I wish I had some chinese food to eat tonight.

Granted, but the Chinese want it back.


I wish I would hurry up and complete the Pyro achivements in TF2.

Granted, then the game crashes and you have to start all over again.

I still wish I had chinese food for dinner.

Granted, you now have your Chinese food for dinner, but he is a Sumo wrestler and you explode before you can eat all of him

I wish I hadn't just grossed myself out