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NealT 09-30-08 01:58 PM

Granted, it isn't...is is now everyone's emergency.

I wish boomers were bigger.

Digital_Trucker 09-30-08 03:28 PM

Granted, boomers are bigger. The number of letters has been increased by one and boomers are now bloomers

I wish my bloomers had lots of pretty missiles

Jimbuna 09-30-08 04:23 PM

Granted, but some of them missiles are targetted at uranus.

I wish monopoly money was legal tender.

Stealth Hunter 09-30-08 04:27 PM

Granted, but you draw a "GO-TO-JAIL!" card, and you lose all your hotels. Deeply depressed, you commit suicide as the stock market crashes.

I wish that I could force Bobby McFerrin to dish out any tune I requested of him.

TarJak 09-30-08 09:12 PM

Granted, however for some reason you keep requesting "Don't worry, Be Happy" ad infinitum.

I wish Bobby McFerrin would sing something other than what Stealth Hunter keeps requesting.

Randomizer 10-01-08 12:57 AM

Granted, you will now be treated to endless Bobby McFerrin repititions of the theme song to Gilligan's Island. Enjoy.

I wish that the ridiculous was actually sublime.

NealT 10-01-08 05:26 AM

Granted, there are subliminal messages buried in the ridiculous and the next thing you know, you are putting on makeup and sauntering up to JB telling him you are his bit#@.

I wish Sarah Palin didn't have such good looking legs in her short leather skirt...

Jimbuna 10-01-08 07:10 AM

Granted, she now has legs that resemble the arms of a gorilla....all the better to hug you with.

I wish politicians were truthful, honest and sincere.

Koondawg 10-01-08 09:25 AM

Granted but now they are your parents...



I wish RR technology would allow me to be in Houston in one hour for about 45 bux....

Raptor1 10-01-08 11:04 AM

Granted, it allows you to be all over Houston in very small pieces

I wish that German armor was made out of swiss cheese and unable to defend across rivers

Randomizer 10-01-08 12:11 PM

Granted but the chief ingredient in Swiss Cheese is Krupp face-hardened, high-carbon, cemented steel armour plate. And global warming has dried up all the rivers.

I wish that a stich in time did in fact, save nine...

Jimbuna 10-01-08 03:22 PM

Granted, but it only saves nine cents in monetary terms.

I wish silence was golden.

Raptor1 10-01-08 03:24 PM

Granted, and therefore hurts a lot when dropped from a great height

I wish you could drop golden silence

NealT 10-01-08 05:39 PM

Granted, but then it shatters the outer shell and it turns into green goo.

I wish golden raisins were not silent.

Stealth Hunter 10-01-08 05:59 PM

Granted, but that means only you can hear them talk. People see you having hour-long conversations with raisins. They commit you to a mental institution where you spend the rest of your life, heavily sedated (just like the guy who killed John Lennon; he used to perform guitar concerts for "little people" who lived in his walls).

I wish that Lt. Bojangles would fit in with the rest of the company:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...I/pie_face.gif

Task Force 10-01-08 06:34 PM

Granted, now the rest of Lt. Bojangles company starts wearing clown apperal, not good for camoflauge.

I wish steed would get shot through time and space.:D :lol:

Stealth Hunter 10-01-08 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Task Force
Granted, now the rest of Lt. Bojangles company starts wearing clown apperal, not good for camoflauge.

I wish steed would get shot through time and space.:D :lol:

Granted, but he causes them to rip apart, thus destroying all that is and ever will be.

I wish that Empire: Total War would come out already.


(That logic is flawed. See, they're gonna be looking for soldiers; they'll NEVER suspect clowns.):yep:

Task Force 10-01-08 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter
Quote:

Originally Posted by Task Force
Granted, now the rest of Lt. Bojangles company starts wearing clown apperal, not good for camoflauge.

I wish steed would get shot through time and space.:D :lol:

Granted, but he causes them to rip apart, thus destroying all that is and ever will be.

I wish that Empire: Total War would come out already.


(That logic is flawed. See, they're gonna be looking for soldiers; they'll NEVER suspect clowns.):yep:

Granted, it is released, but it has more bugs than any other game ever made.

I wish I had one of these:lurk: .:D

Stealth Hunter 10-01-08 07:38 PM

Granted, but the pressure hull fails, and you sink to the bottom, trapped and unable to escape. You suffocate a few hours later.

I wish that I had a flying horse.

Randomizer 10-01-08 09:29 PM

Granted but it will only fly as far as your patented Horse-Flinger brand Long-Range Trebuchet will throw it, about 250 metres with a tail wind. Landings are tricky too...

I wish Cats could talk.


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