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Granted, it isn't...is is now everyone's emergency.
I wish boomers were bigger. |
Granted, boomers are bigger. The number of letters has been increased by one and boomers are now bloomers
I wish my bloomers had lots of pretty missiles |
Granted, but some of them missiles are targetted at uranus.
I wish monopoly money was legal tender. |
Granted, but you draw a "GO-TO-JAIL!" card, and you lose all your hotels. Deeply depressed, you commit suicide as the stock market crashes.
I wish that I could force Bobby McFerrin to dish out any tune I requested of him. |
Granted, however for some reason you keep requesting "Don't worry, Be Happy" ad infinitum.
I wish Bobby McFerrin would sing something other than what Stealth Hunter keeps requesting. |
Granted, you will now be treated to endless Bobby McFerrin repititions of the theme song to Gilligan's Island. Enjoy.
I wish that the ridiculous was actually sublime. |
Granted, there are subliminal messages buried in the ridiculous and the next thing you know, you are putting on makeup and sauntering up to JB telling him you are his bit#@.
I wish Sarah Palin didn't have such good looking legs in her short leather skirt... |
Granted, she now has legs that resemble the arms of a gorilla....all the better to hug you with.
I wish politicians were truthful, honest and sincere. |
Granted but now they are your parents...
I wish RR technology would allow me to be in Houston in one hour for about 45 bux.... |
Granted, it allows you to be all over Houston in very small pieces
I wish that German armor was made out of swiss cheese and unable to defend across rivers |
Granted but the chief ingredient in Swiss Cheese is Krupp face-hardened, high-carbon, cemented steel armour plate. And global warming has dried up all the rivers.
I wish that a stich in time did in fact, save nine... |
Granted, but it only saves nine cents in monetary terms.
I wish silence was golden. |
Granted, and therefore hurts a lot when dropped from a great height
I wish you could drop golden silence |
Granted, but then it shatters the outer shell and it turns into green goo.
I wish golden raisins were not silent. |
Granted, but that means only you can hear them talk. People see you having hour-long conversations with raisins. They commit you to a mental institution where you spend the rest of your life, heavily sedated (just like the guy who killed John Lennon; he used to perform guitar concerts for "little people" who lived in his walls).
I wish that Lt. Bojangles would fit in with the rest of the company: http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...I/pie_face.gif |
Granted, now the rest of Lt. Bojangles company starts wearing clown apperal, not good for camoflauge.
I wish steed would get shot through time and space.:D :lol: |
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I wish that Empire: Total War would come out already. (That logic is flawed. See, they're gonna be looking for soldiers; they'll NEVER suspect clowns.):yep: |
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I wish I had one of these:lurk: .:D |
Granted, but the pressure hull fails, and you sink to the bottom, trapped and unable to escape. You suffocate a few hours later.
I wish that I had a flying horse. |
Granted but it will only fly as far as your patented Horse-Flinger brand Long-Range Trebuchet will throw it, about 250 metres with a tail wind. Landings are tricky too...
I wish Cats could talk. |
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