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If it is, then I'm still at the bottom of the pile...
What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten? |
Durian.
Where is the strangest place you've eaten? |
Venezuelan rainforest.
If the moon is made of cheese, why isn't it gradually being eaten away by space-mice? |
It tastes like Uranus.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? |
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Because if they were made with apples it would just be plain silly. Why did the chicken cross the road? |
Too buy chicken nuggets in mustard dipping sauce.
French or English mustard? |
English every time.
Where on a chicken are the nuggets? |
The dangle beneath the giblets.
Where do you stow your stash? |
I stow it where know one can find it.
Did you say cash or stash?:03: |
Take yer pick.
Where's mine? |
what??????????
Dose anyone know? |
No one knows that
Is wrong to date someone 20 years younger than yourself? |
Not if you are Hugh Hefner.
Would you like to be Hugh Hefner for a night? |
That might be fun.
Who's Hugh Hefner? :O: |
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How would you describe him? |
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