Granted, the world is not that crazy, it's THAT crazy.

I wish s'anubmij dorkmice would attack Mushyland

Granted, but since your father-in-law, who is also the president of your company, was there, and since the country was destroyed in the attack, your company folds, your paycheck bounces, you are without health insurance to cover you when you have a heart attack when your bank balance goes negative and they cancel all of your credit cards, you lose your house to forclosure, and you die because the doctors refuse to treat you because your last check to them bounced.

I wish my left hand did not hurt so much so I could have written a longer sentence.

Granted, it got better but then your feet fall off

I wish I was a better dictator

Granted, but then someone wants your job and you are assassinated.

I wish people would not respond so quickly to these posts.

Granted but this thread wouldnt be going anywhere as fast


I wish that the 5 hour wait before replying is enough

Granted, just long enough to make me a curry, then pour me a brandy and light my cigar.

I wish extremists were on the extremity.

Granted, but that would lead to horrible deformations that would eventually cause you to die in the most aweful way possible

I wish there were ships of shapes and sizes, scattered out across the bay

Granted but as skipper of the thunderchild the martians Get you first ( :up:)

I wish the martians would now get the snuffles.

Granted, but at your next probe appointment, you catch the snuffle in a place that snuffles are not normally associated with

I wish subsim was a real sub

Granted your hot racking with D.T.

I wish I had my own cabin.

Granted now your lost at sea due to being locked in.


When the heck is this thread going to end I need to make my tea.

Granted, you may as well make it for everyone else on here whilst your at it.

I wish I get the one sandwich without the mouldy meat in it.

Granted, but you miss out on the fresh, delicious cake the rest of us are having.

I wish I could be the weapons officer.

Granted, you are the weapons officer, but the only weapons you have are crossbows with suction cup dart arrows

I wish the world would stop for about five minutes so I could catch up

Granted, but you stop too

I wish to mutiny against the so-called skipper of the Subsim, and that you all will join me