Blimey, doublepost! How the ruddin' hell....

Granted, but you have no presents to open because your loved ones knew nothing of your wish and have yet to buy your presents.

I wish fish could walk on land like humans.

Granted! Reaching into their far, far evolutionary past, fish once again discover the mechanism that allows them to breath air and walk on dry land. Looking about at the oceans and the levels of pollution that they have attained, the Fish People start a mass "illegal immigration" to the developed Western Countries and "the better life".

This has the negative effect of overloading an already strained to the max social and health care system. The Western Counties implode under the pressure and the world begins a new era of "Piscean Supremacy".

I wish automobile drivers in the US Northeast corridor would learn to drive like sane people...

Granted, but then they suffer from insanity, and start running people OVER with their cars. Happy now?! Either settle for their terrible driving skills, or accept how you'll have to worry about a car ramming into your house at night.

I wish that I could ban whoever I wished (and it couldn't be me).

Granted but your not a Mod. of Subsim so you can ban them.
I wish i got my new computer already!

Granted, but Santa didn't have time to install all the latest upgrades because you wanted it early and it won't play GWX2.

I wish ould hurry up helping seed this GWX2 torrent.

http://www.itsnature.org/forums/imag...s/wolfmoon.jpg


http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...de/wolf-38.gif

So I CAN ban them, eh?:hmm: Thanks!

Granted, but everybody knows that torrents are the slowest things in the universe, so you don't get anything done, and it will take you 6 weeks to download from the torrent. (@ Jimbuna)

I wish I could be declared Cthulhu!

Granted, but with global warming being at an advanced stage, all the oceans on earth dry up and you find yourself homeless. The human race therefore find it easy to hunt you down, kill you and in so doing, the price of fish drops to an affordable level.

I wish I didn't have to go for a works medical in the moening.

Granted. You get in a car wreck two days later, and are sent there anyway, only to die of infection.:D

I wish that I WAS the universe.

Granted, but since you're getting bigger by the second, it's suddenly a bitch to buy new clothes.

I wish I was popular.

Granted, that video of you kissing a 1:1 scale Barney teddy-bear is uploaded to YouTube and you become more popular than Star Wars kid.

I wish I had the time, skill and money to play Golf.

granted but you will get no hole in 1s.:p
I wish I had the the world's biggest train set.

granted, but your home will be filled up till the roof and you wont be able to get inside to play with it


i wish my M40 uniform arrived this week :arrgh!:

Granted but Miss Kitty will tear it to bits:p
I wish I cold write a novel about WWII.

Granted! Your persistance and diligence pays off and you write the consummate WWII epic novel. Unfortunately, most of the world now operates at a 3rd grade reading comprehension level (at best) and your masterpiece ends up languishing on the book sellers shelves.

I wish I could lose this 20 pound "spare tire" around my waist... :oops:

Granted, but you have to walk around wearing bin liners for clothes because your too poor to change/replace everything in your wardrobe.

I wish I had been responsible for the beating I saw a hit and run driver receive today.

Granted, unfortunately the guy tried running away because he's a member of a terror cell and feared the police would lock him up. As such, he's the kind of guy fond of holding grudges and manages to convince the head of his organization to make you their bombing target in revenge. Their attack does fail to kill you, destroying, for the worse, your computer with all your SH3/4 save-games, mod files and dwarf pornography.

I wish I had a long-range private jet.

Granted but i made the fuel tanks a tad smaller thus making it short ranged.
I wish i had something to annoy people with.

Granted, but Wastegate isn't available till the first of the year or until he gets out of jail, meaning whichever comes first. :lol:

I wish Santa Claus could find me in all of this snow ...

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