I'm sure you've had more shameful moments, like the first time your wife saw you neeked...

I was potty trained before Kindergarden...

No, I wouldn't attempt to take over Steve's job of advanced grammer, but will point out very simple errors when I spot them...:D

Are you saying you're always right except for when you're wrong?:03:

Are you impressed yet? Didn't think so.
 

:03:

Flip that and you get it right.:rock:

What I detest is people who tell me I'm wrong, even when I'm right.:nope:

But I'm not anal enough to prove anything to them.
For all Armistead knows, my usage of words in certain contexts could possibly be a (sic) thing or maybe I'm stupid. I'll let you be the judge.:know:
Grammer was never my strong suit.
My grammer was slow, but she was old. Now she ain't moving at all.

I'm sorry you're sic, when I'm not feeling well I tend to make more mistakes.:D

Ain't nobody got time for dat.
 

You went to kindergarten? I skipped right past that coloring book nonsense and went straight to first grade instead. Did you try clepping that class? Or were you having too much trouble staying inside the lines with those big fat crayons?

As to your other concern.... I 've never been neekid. Always a lapkid. knees hurt the tail bone too much.
My wife finds me quite attractive in a sick way.
If you're fishing for pictures, forget it. I'm not that kind of guy.:smug:

Let's not keep changing the subject... Where's your star?

He doesn't have one.

What star?
Oh, I see, you think you're special. I think you get on of those when you hit the 50th post mark here. It's something Neal doe's for the kids around here.

I don't want a star, I want one of those emblems you have, in fact, I want them all. I don't want to be a mod, just the emblem. Can you arrange that?

No problem....but can you afford the payment?

What is the star for? I came to the forum today to find that I have one, but I have no idea why.

The Lord moves in mysterious circles at times :03:

Check fire You're missing rhe target.
 

I am special. Special Ed. darrrrr!:88)
My post count is well above 50 so that ain't it.
Dees Doe's Does.
If you're hungry for a snack... try Dee's Nutz
I forgive fat fingering the keyboard and apeak typo flvently.
Oh, wait. I just remembered that you have that drooling issue.

BUZZZ!
You are the weakest link.... Goodbye!

He's dead Jim. I'm a doctor. Not a mortician.

Yes, just PM me your bank account numbers and I'll make a direct deposit.

I doesnt care what your post is...

I see several now have stars, I donts, but I wont one....

You can't handle the truth...
 

That Takeda and I are really really special. We won the sack race with team work. So we got a star.

Just remember the old saying..
"If you don't finish first you're a loser"