Granted, but because of your obesity (and I have the photo) :lol: , You lose your balance whilst trying to enter your targets apartment on the 22nd floor balcony and fall/bounce to your death.

I wish I was the next king of England.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...de/wolf-38.gif

Granted, but as soon as the people hear YOU will be the next King, they flee Britain in panic and you are left alone.

I wish I'd live in the Playboy Mansion. :smug:

Granted, but it's definitely not worth being ass-raped 8 times a day by Mr. Hefner. Remember to wish for a female genitalia next time.

I wish I could choke people using The Force like Darth Vader.

Granted. But then one morning while shaving very carefully around your Adam's Apple, there's a flux in the Force. You die a slow and painful death as you strangle yourself while watching it all in real time in the bathroom mirror.

I wish I wasn't so clever.

Granted! Your not.

I wish they would make a "Made for TV" mini-series that was actually worth watching...

Granted. The mini-series, based on my life, will be out next Fall.

I wish Catherine Zeta-Jones didn't find me so irresistable.

Granted, she has now had both her cataracts removed and now realises how ugly you are.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...de/wolf-38.gif

Granted, but you'd find yourself bumping to walls which you cant see, causing a brain damage and you end up like grandpa Simpson.

I wish I'd finally figured how the image has something to do with Enigma on that Enigma: Rising Tide banner we see on top of the forums.

Granted, but that would mean you were as intelligent as Neal and people would become extremely concerned as to why a ferret (without a voice :lol:) was in charge of SS.

I wish England would win the World Cup again.

Granted. England win the World Cup again. However Football commentators repeatedly mention 1966 and 2010 in the same breath giving the Scot's yet another reason to moan about the Ba****d English.

I wish my heating was working.

Granted but it will over work and lead you to die after a month.
I wish Dowly could speak over TS becuase he can not be heard.

Granted, he's no longer ashamed of his squeaky voice and speaks out to the whole world. My ears! My ears!

I wish the world would not end in 2012.

Granted but it will end at whatever time i choose and i have not came up with the date.
I wish GWX 2.0 was out.

http://forum-zone.sapo.pt/smilies/3-5.gif granted.then you only start wishing for other things you cant have.

I wish NiclDoe was as quiet as Dowly on T.S. :rotfl:

Granted but then your mic will be broken and you will have to be quiet as me!
I wish That IL2 AI will be harder then they are. :arrgh!: