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More chance of winning the lottery in consecutive weeks.
Why is it Yorkshire folk are so mean with their money? |
They spend it all on flat caps, pints of old and nasty, whippets and going t'foot of our stairs.
Where does your lap go when you stand up? |
Under my beer belly.
Why can't I win the lottery? |
Nowhere, it stays with me.
Does killing time damage eternity? |
Blimey, 2 questions to answer!
Fubar: Because you don't enter it. Jim: No, but it plays merry hell with your watch. Is 2 questions at once a freak occurence in this thread? |
More a humorous one I suspect.
Is it about to happen again? |
Possibly
Will the next question correspond with mine? |
Highly doubtful.
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? |
Because if it were the first hand it would not be sure if it should be right or left.
Would my boxer dog look good in gloves? |
Only in a formal setting...
If time is relative, to whom is it related?... <O> |
The Old Father :yep:
If an 'hors devours' is a starter what is an ending? |
'Hors Tail'.
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? |
So you can hear the wife nagging you clearer.
Do you wish people had a volume control? |
I'm sorry I didn't get the question; I had you turned down...
Why do they call it a stage "whisper" when you can actually hear it?... <O> |
You might but I can't.
Is it true we are all cleverer than one another? |
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