Granted it isn't, but then you find out that your computer network catches a virus, crashes, and you hve to start doing everything by hand again.

I wish I had eaten last night.

Granted, but 'last night' was undercooked and you now suffer from food poisoning.

I wish my mantra was stable.

Granted your mantra is stable but the rest of you is flaccid and the bitch across from you is in the mood for a pony ride....so she now dry humps you into a pile of sawdust...



I wish sawdust smelt like baking brownies....

Granted now people are fighting to get to it, But they find is tastes like eating wood not brownys. They hunt you down and keep you in a cage.;)

I wish for it to be the day school gets out for Christmas break.:D

Granted, but that doesn't change the fact that you DO have school, which means you just wasted a perfectly good day off

I wish my school exploded in a shower of fire and pizza

Granted, your school exploded in a shower of fire and pizza, but the fire burned the pizza beyond all recognition and since you wished it to happen, your fellow pizza loving students turn into an angry mob, capture you, tie you to a stake and roast you over the embers of your school/pizza

I wish the students at Raptor1school weren't so mean

Granted, the angry mob is overrun by one of Raptorland's armored divisions and they live in fear for the rest of their lives

I wish I could achieve a breakthrough in the German lines by attacking with massed infantry charges and some newfangled secret weapon in July

Granted, but now it is September and your breakthrough was 3 metres wide and 1 metre deep at a cost of 127,000 Raptorland troops. Too bad that your newfangled secret weapon was the rubber bayonet.

I wish that new printer cartidges were free.

Granted, new printer cartridges are free. Free of ink:D

I wish this guy ( ;) ) would quit winking at me

Scrambled egg sunny side up?????
:hmm:

Granted, but he starts to flip you off.

I wish that I could be any character from the Godfather that I wanted to be. (It's on A&E right now!)

Granted, but you have to stick to the script!

I wish I had some kind of wish that made sense to everyone but still included foul beasts and flaming chimps

Granted but it is rightfuly crushed.:yep:

I wish my summer vaycation would start a month early and school would start a month late for now on.:rock:

Granted, but you don't have enough money to last the extended vacation and you fail your exams to boot.

I wish sanity was ridiculous.

Granted, but due to a clerical error in granting your wish it now becomes "sanitation is ridiculous". The subsequent decline in personal cleanliness creates terrible situations for indoor workers as offices smell like orfices and cities take on a stench that makes the inside of a U-Boat smell like a rose. Eventually plague breaks out killing billions and creating a new dark age across the entire globe. Somebody eventually discovers that you created the problem and your punishment is to be smothered by the stinky bottom of the woman that works across from your desk.

I wish loaves of bread were always oven fresh and still warm.

Granted, but then you cannot stop eating them with loads of real butter and you blow up like a balloon until you explode and can never taste them again.

I wish I had eaten last night (2nd day in a row).

Granted, but for the second day in a row the food you eat is contaminated with milk derived from China and you are violently sick.

I wish today was just another day.

Granted, just another day in Siberia

I wish Siberia was west of St. Petersburg

Granted, but now maps are skrewed up and people are getting lost and creates a riot on the reason for all this..... YOU.:yep:

I wish tomorrow was saturday.:p :yep:

Yay i started a new page.

Granted but today is monday.

I wish everyone knew that the sandwich was a spy.