Now, mr mclimerick needs to think of a Buna ballad.:hmmm:

This should be entertaining :D

There once was a sailor named 'buna
Who thought he was a tuna
He dove and and dove
Till his bulkheads stove
Even the Tommies heard him yell "oh fortuna!!!"

:har:

LOL

http://www.realscience.org.uk/pics/A...ing_hg_wht.gif

Who is next?

http://blog.traeblain.com/wp-content...er-annoyed.jpg
Push me a bit more Jim and. . .

There is this guy named Reece
From him they tried to sheer some fleece
It was the talk of the town
When they could only get some down
And the drunk Sheppard said, "Oh pleeese!"

Reece's grand prize:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW72O...eature=related

:har: My wife responded::nope:

But you've all heard of the golden fleece
Twas grown on the head of our Reece
Now his strength has been robbed
'Cos his head has been bobbed
And he's stuck now with just a hair-piece.

There once was a copper named Jim
Whose build was never too slim
But forty years later
And five stone greater
You'd hardly know it was him.


Sorry old friend, but the rhyme won out. :oops:

(We need August to read this with his MA accent, or it won't sound right)

There was lad named Jimbuna
Who sailed the seas in a red schooner
He cast out his line
and with a great whine
that ol Buna caught a large barracuda. (tuna has already been used:stare:)

There once was a pup named McBee
Who decided to head out to sea
The sub was a blunder
He was scared to go under
So now he lives on his PT.

There's a subsimmer called Herr Berr
who McBee always mistakes for a care bear
Then He cried out
"Hey look, he's caught a trout"
and please put on some underwear.:o