Granted, he is now totally focussed on the OP (Other Planet).

I wish time wasn't of the essence.

Granted, but since time equals money, you also stop trying to gain money

I wish I knew what's worse

Granted, but now you know how is it when 20 black guys anal rape you.

I wish there is enough soy for everyone..

Granted, if I only knew what soy was....sauce perhaps :hmm:

I wish my logic was understandable.

Granted, your logic is now totally understandable, but only to a colony of ants

I wish logic wasn't so logical

Granted, but instead of your computer running in a logical sequence it now starts spewing penguins and custard all over the floor, which is highly illogical since you don't have any penguin or custard programs installed on your computer.

I wish I was ineffable.

Granted, the court cannot find words horrible enough to describe you and your crimes and you are sentenced to an ineffably painful death sentence

I wish bailing would actually involve bails

Granted, bail is an old english word meaning bucket.

I wish cricket was so much more than an elaborate game of catch.

granted now its an interstellar war .... did somebody just say wop!

I wish Bistro math was teachable.







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Granted, but then what would you do when you ran out of bread?

I wish I could spend half the money the lobbyists are now in Denver...

Granted but then you would want to continue the spending spree in another state, find it becomes addicting, and need therapy....


I wish I got paid for giving advice....:smug:

Granted, but no one listens to advice anyway, so your services are not needed

I wish people would listen to advice

Granted, but the advice they are listening to comes from a nutjob like you and they make the universe implode again!

I wish traffic was thinner

Granted now we can fit 150% more traffic on any given stretch of
road.

I wish objects in mirror were further than they appear.

Granted MM but then you would need glasses to see objects clearly


I wish Lasiks surgery was 100%....