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Yes a cow pie.
Will Jim enjoy his pie as much as we will watching him eat it? |
No, because his pie will be a vegetarian cowpie.
Are oxymorons moronic? |
Yes, that is an accurate estimation.
Who ate all the pies? |
A bat fastard.
Can we expect an indian summer this year? |
I think it's time for an Australian one this year.
Handbags at twenty paces? |
Only if the hand bags have bricks in them.
Do you get steel wool from double-hard sheep? |
A. No, from the swagger man's bag. A jumbuck's fleece that has been stolen.
Q. Why was the cork board? |
Because it didn't have anything to 'wine' about.
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F? |
Post a picture and the community will decide.
I reckon they won't, what do you reckon? |
probably not.
Am I risking the unbridled wrath of the moderators? |
Only if the moderator is riding bareback.
Is it simply a case of horses for causes? |
How the heck do I know, I'm not the all seeing all knowing Daily Mail.
Dose you wife/ girl friend fart in front of you? |
No, she lets me go first.
How many more times are farts going to be mentioned in this thread? |
About five million give or take.
What dose brain fart stand for? |
When your normally rational thinking process backfires with a loud raspberry and something unpleasant comes out instead.
Is it time for me to have a hair cut? |
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