Granted now were to fast.

I wish my grandma wasnt ariveing tomorrow. (or today,Or for the next 5 years).:D

Granted, but the next thing you know you are moved by your company and put up in her house for the next 20 years.

I wish pizza had more calories.

granted you eat to much of it and gain 400 lbs.

I tomorow was today and today was the day after tomorow and the day after tommorow was yesterday.:D

Granted, but now we are as confused as you.

I wish Task Force would go to bed.

Granted, and he's waiting for you........

I wish all bellybuttons were "innies"

Granted, all the outies get pushed in and start to cause a massive over production of bellybutton lint causing a run of the lint futures market and collapsing your personal economy

I wish frankfurters weren't people too

Granted and all commercial frankfurters are recalled when traces of real meat are found in one.

I wish that the Wiz was a wiz of a Wiz if ever a Wiz there was.

Granted, but he died last week (Didn't you see the obituary?)

I wish the police will never find out what really killed him

Granted the police never find out what really killed him, which turns out to be a plague thus consuming raptorland...making it unsafe for billions of years


I wish concrete was soft

Granted, it is soft when compared to diamonds so when you hit the pavement it will still hurt

I wish our national sport was dream crushing

Granted, But you'll have to work for the Employment Office to really make it happen. And even then it's a bad roll of the dice.

I wish Headcase had remembered to wish for something so I could crush it.

Granted, you made the wish for him and I crushed it

I wish them darn lawnmowers would stop making such a noise as they are working right in front of my shop

HunterICX

Granted the lawnmowers go away never to return which leaves your grass growing so high no-one can see your little shop of horrors anymore...you go out of business to become a live-in bum at the airport...

I wish people who play this game could remember how to play it...:rotfl:

Granted, but tjey soon forget again and you experience groundhog day feelings.

I wish the mighty were weak.

Granted, the mighty are weak but that means the weak become the mighty which means they become weak which means they become mighty but then become weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty and then weak and then mighty...

I wish today were Thursday.

Granted, It is Thursday where I am but still Wednesday where you are. At least until tomorrow...

I wish people were not stupid enough to become neo-facists

granted, they become communists and ruin this world

I wish all communists were dead.

Granted, you can have this rifle, go kill 'em

I wish all the commie bastards were dead

Granted, you can have a pair of boxing gloves, now go and fight them.

I wish marmalade was jam.