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Weiss Pinguin 09-13-10 02:03 PM

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Gerald 09-13-10 02:20 PM

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AVGWarhawk 09-13-10 03:18 PM

Don't screw with Chuck:

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antikristuseke 09-13-10 03:28 PM

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TLAM Strike 09-13-10 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke (Post 1492151)

Actually they got that part wrong, part of the Quran was not translated correctly. I tuns out Suicide Bombers get sent here...

yes Science has found the Islamic Afterlife... :hmmm:

Sailor Steve 09-13-10 03:54 PM

A question: Does it say whether the 70 virgins are all female?

antikristuseke 09-13-10 04:03 PM

What difference does it make as the suicide bomber is now flying mince?

Sailor Steve 09-13-10 04:04 PM

Silence! I keel you! :O:

Weiss Pinguin 09-13-10 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke (Post 1492188)
What difference does it make as the suicide bomber is now flying mince?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6zH7tdatQU...00/achmed1.jpg

Maybe that's why you get 70 virgins... one for each part that's left :haha:

Biggles 09-13-10 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1492176)
A question: Does it say whether the 70 virgins are all female?

:hmmm::timeout::doh::o



:haha:


Anyway, I heard that some believe that the real translation was that they don't receive 70 (71 actually) virgins, but 71 raisins!:yeah:

Then ofc, I wonder what it really says in the Qur'an. I intend to read it one day, when I'm finished with the Bible :yep:

Platapus 09-13-10 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggles (Post 1492213)
:hmmm::timeout::doh::o



:haha:


Anyway, I heard that some believe that the real translation was that they don't receive 70 (71 actually) virgins, but 71 raisins!:yeah:

Then ofc, I wonder what it really says in the Qur'an. I intend to read it one day, when I'm finished with the Bible :yep:


Actually, there is nothing in the Holy Qur'an about 72 virgins. The reward in heaven is a plot of land by a river and a chaste spouse (not chaste wife, as the reward is for both the men and the women).

It is in one of the Hadith, in fact a rather obscure Hadith which mentions the 72 virgins and yes you are quite correct, even Islamic scholars can't agree on the translation on the differentiation between 72 virgins and 72 figs. In fact, there is no reference in the Hadith (2687) about any virgins at all. What you will have is 70+2 Houri which is a pure being recreated after death. The confusion between virgins and figs is that one of the uses of the term Houri is to indicate 'Pearl like" which has also been used to describe a type of fig. The context is that your reward will also include bountiful crops.

But in any case, "mainstream" Islam considers this Hadith as "Gharib" which means strange or of questionable authority. In this meaning the approporate English word would be apocrypha. It should be noted that not all Hadith are considered canonical.

Ducimus 09-13-10 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1492176)
A question: Does it say whether the 70 virgins are all female?

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke (Post 1492188)
What difference does it make as the suicide bomber is now flying mince?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles (Post 1492213)
:hmmm::timeout::doh::o



:haha:


Anyway, I heard that some believe that the real translation was that they don't receive 70 (71 actually) virgins, but 71 raisins!:yeah:



Billy Connelly is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNqUW5wwTE

Platapus 09-13-10 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ducimus (Post 1492261)


Every time I see his face I am reminded of John Cleese

TLAM Strike 09-13-10 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus (Post 1492246)
Actually, there is nothing in the Holy Qur'an about 72 virgins. The reward in heaven is a plot of land by a river and a chaste spouse (not chaste wife, as the reward is for both the men and the women).

It is in one of the Hadith, in fact a rather obscure Hadith which mentions the 72 virgins and yes you are quite correct, even Islamic scholars can't agree on the translation on the differentiation between 72 virgins and 72 figs. In fact, there is no reference in the Hadith (2687) about any virgins at all. What you will have is 70+2 Houri which is a pure being recreated after death. The confusion between virgins and figs is that one of the uses of the term Houri is to indicate 'Pearl like" which has also been used to describe a type of fig. The context is that your reward will also include bountiful crops.

But in any case, "mainstream" Islam considers this Hadith as "Gharib" which means strange or of questionable authority. In this meaning the approporate English word would be apocrypha. It should be noted that not all Hadith are considered canonical.

72 Figs to feed you for all of Eternity...

... yet another example of poor math in ancient religious texts...
:haha:

Platapus 09-13-10 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike (Post 1492304)
72 Figs to feed you for all of Eternity...

... yet another example of poor math in ancient religious texts...
:haha:

Unless it is the yeild of 72 fig trees every year. :D


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