Personally, I'm a breast man.

Does Southern Fried Chicken have to be fried in the south?

Much better if fried in the frying pan.

I wonder who will drop in without a parachute next?

Don't know, but they'll probably make a 'splashy' entrance...


If you were to stand exactly in the center of Mecca, which way would you face for prayers?


<O>

The ground.

Does anyone fancy going down the pub?

You buying?

Can a worm slither in either direction?

Only if it has reversing lights.

What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?

Depends on what you're swallowing...

Can you judge a cover by its book?...


<O>

Only if looks guilty.

is xenophobia a morbid fear of buddhists?

Only if your a xenophobe.

Is it still beyond compare?

No.

Why does Jim insist on asking the obvious? (:O:)

Wrong area to post gripes about Ubisoft...

If you have any gripes with them, go to their official website and post there.

http://forums.ubi.com/forum.php

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Thank you for your attention.

Question stands:

Why does Jim insist on asking the obvious? (:O:)

Because the obvious is all he understands.

Will he ever learn?

Only if it's beaten into him with rubber hoses.

Is violence an acceptable means of education?

Only if I'm doing it.

Is it worth it?

Depends on how bad you want it.

Do bribes work better?