Granted....still soiled with the hooker from Berlin


I wish I could for-see the future

Granted, but you forsee sloppy seconds with my hooker

I wish I was somewhere more satisfactory

Granted but where else would be this much fun....


I wished that there was a cure for herpes

Granted but then there would be no need to wait.

I wish waiting wasn't as hard...

Granted, now it's very easy to wait forever

I wish threads grew on trees

Granted, but it's a spool tree.

I wish memory sticks were made of wood.

Granted, but they catch fire easily.

I wish that everyone thought that they were all farm animals that ate curtains.

Granted, you think you are a sheep who eats curtains

I wish the :sunny:would come out again

Granted, but not until tomorrow morning.

I wish a certain individual would stop baiting people on a variety of other threads.

Granted, but if he didn't ............ oh never mind, there is no crush for that wish

I wish we could all just get along, little dawgie, git along

Granted, I have no desire to crush that wish.

I wish it was supper time (Chinese night).

Granted, but you have to wait until it is night in China to have your supper.

I wish my kingdom of Tango589istan had a self-propelled hedehog-howitzer with which to bombard Uboatcomeradeland and Tarjakannia with small spiny mammals. (That should start an interesting conflict.):huh:

Granted, your kingdom of Tango589istan had a self-propelled hedehog-howitzer with which to bombard Uboatcomeradeland and Tarjakannia with small spiny mammals, but those spiny mammals miss their targets and, instead, pummel the citizens of DT_city, they become outraged, and attack Uboatcomradeland, Tarjakistan and Tango589istan with cannon balls made from rotten limberger cheese

I wish I DT_city wasn't such a dump

Granted its not such a dump that even the rats abandon it in favour of Tango589istan.

I wish I could abdicate my iron rule of Tarjakannia and Uboatcomradeland

Granted, you abdicate your iron rule of Tarjakannia and Uboatcomradeland and are immdediately elected Mayor of DT_city to rule over the rats who have emigrated from Tango589istan

I wish I hadn't eaten so much that I feel like rolling over and exploding