Cooking!...and have it with your great British breakfast. :sunny:

Why add choc/straw.bana powder to milk to make a milkshake?

Surely you just shake to milk and there you go..

Some prefer it stirred.

How do I convince my wife to allow the maid to sleep between us at night?

Put the wife on Vodka



Will this work?

Only if it's still under warranty...


What's behind door No. 3?...


<O>

No.4?

Why isn't a skeleton key made from bones?

Because. It's impractical.

Why is the amount of idiots in this world too high?

All part of the master plan to dumb down the world and keep you in your place. :Kaleun_Salivating:


Who is behind it?

The man behind the curtain

Which curtain will you choose? #1,#2 or #3?

The green one.

Would you like to spin the wheel?

No thanks, but I'll take a vowel.

Where can I get a smile like a game show host?

At the same institute where game-show hosts are lobotomised.

If a lager is advertised as 5% premium lager then does that mean it's 95% donkey widdle?

Only if brewed in Australia.

Where have all the good guys gone?

Well I'm here.

Where are you?

Right here as well.

Anyone else?

I'm not here.

Where am I?