"If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize."

Muhammad Ali

I did not see it coming but the more I see of England's cricket, the more I realise it is going to be a 5-0 whitewash. - Ian Botham

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

George Bernard Shaw

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
―Sir Richard Francis Burton

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

Aristotle

"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

Flip Wilson

There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.

William Shakespeare

"If you want to see how little they accomplished, try downloading every mod you can find without the game installed and see how far you get."
―John Channing, responding to a post trashing the SH5 development team

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Elayne Boosler

"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom; justice; honour; duty; mercy; hope."
―Winston Churchill

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Mark Twain

Football, it's a funny old game.

Jimmy Greaves

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

-Albert Einstein

Git 'R Done

Larry the Cable Guy

"If a man is kissing a pretty girl while driving safely, he is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." -- attributed to practically everyone at one time or another.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Norm Crosby

That's one of Jim's favorites too. :sunny:

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Friedrich Nietzsche

“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”
―Winston Churchill

Without music, life would be a mistake.

-Friedrich Nietzsche