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because it looks Chinese, don't think that it is....anyway, we'll be in our new boat soon.....just waiting for some test results from the physical and you guys still got to your physical qualifications, push ups, etc... |
Cool, what boat are we being consigned to the bilge of next?
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I think Wolferz said he got us a Narwhal or S boat....Something about delivering some toilet paper to some base yet not known...
But who knows what we'll run into.. |
Friends of the Hunley!
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Well, 99% of the crew were deemed medically/physically unfit for duty.
Most concerning were the following officers Wolferz: Herpes Simplex 1 & 2 Anal Warts{ found in mouth.} Ingrown Toe Nails Schizophrenia 42 lbs overweight. Swampman: Herpes Simplex 1&2 Scabies Chancroid - right testicle Hemorrhoids General Depression 38 lbs overweight Fireftr: Herpes Simplex 2{note: found on upper lip} Severe Gingivitis Canker Sores {rectal rim} Bi-Polar Disorder 28 lbs underweight. Aktung: Gingivitis Vaginsitis {:huh:} Gonorrhoea Pubic Lice 38 lbs overweight Antisocial Personality Disorder Multiple Personality Disorder 39 lbs overweight Tango: Trichomonas Genital Warts Gonorrhoea Herpes Simplex 1 & 2 Canker of the Anus Scabies Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder Anemic 18 lbs underweight. Armistead: Stomach Ulcers Irritable Bowel Syndrome Nail Fungus Herpes 1&2 - Fingernails Arthritis Thumbs Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 42 lbs underweight Wern: Calcium Deficiency Disease 138 lbs underweight |
Hair pees?
Is that Herpes Simplex or Zostrex?
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You missed 'Herpes Gladiatorium' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_ gladiatorum "it is strongly associated with contact sports — outbreaks in sporting clubs being relatively common. Other names for the disease are herpes rugbiorum or "scrumpox" (after rugby football), "wrestler's herpes" or "mat pox" (after wrestling). In one of the largest outbreaks ever among high-school wrestlers at a four week intensive training camp, HSV was identified in 60 of 175 wrestlers." I wrestled, 7 years, played rugby, 10 years, and came from MN where it was prevalent. But try telling your wife that...:k_confused:I need a Hamm's:Kaleun_Cheers:If were all crankin' madly down in our lil' Hunley, could be a problem...:Kaleun_Party:
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We have found the source...
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Aktung!...err Attention!
Mary J Bilge crew,
Re: Retention, All disqualifying physical and medical conditions have been waived. Report to the SS 118.14 currently berthed at pier 69, San Diego, Ca. Once you pipe aboard and get settled in, I want the entire sub repainted. See the base quartermaster and draw the brushes and the fifty shades of gray I have ordered. Sub is to be painted in a tiger stripe camouflage pattern. Bring all onboard equipment up to spec. Luzon needs that load of pig slop ASAP! So, get it done yesterday. |
They all disappear...
When there's work to be done.
Typical. :roll: |
Sir,
I think you made a mistake by calling the men to work. I'm gonna tell them there's a party with booze and free women aboard SS 118.14, then we call pull out and whip em into shape. Also, Fireftr got arrested last night and currently in the brig. I'll see what the charges are. I'm gonna store Wern under your bunk.... |
I heard it involved lewd and indecent behaviour with livestock.:o
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FF was probably impersonating a fireman again and trespassing in someone's tree.:hmmm: He always uses that saving the cat schtick when he wants to play peeping ToM. I hope it wasn't the admiral's daughter again. |
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