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< Also says 'Hello'. v Says more than I do. |
^ Who said that
< Think I need a shave v Wet or electric |
^ Is looking shabby.
< After wet-shaving for 20 years plumped for a 'leccy shaver a year ago. v Legs need shaving too |
^ One can only imagine
< Looks suspiciously down at his own legs v What are you looking at |
^ other things in the room
< just woke up V about ready for dinner |
^ couldn't be more wrong
< just had breakfast and is about to go to work V should post less and work more |
^ also loves Fosters beer.
< is planning what to do today. v wishes he had a Fosters too. |
^ Obviously thinks I drink Oz wee
< Has a couple of bottles of Asahi lined up for later. v Has to look up where Asahi is from? |
^ confused me for someone who doesn't know Japanese beers
< never really took to Japanese beers V finds beer to gassy and wants a lollywater |
^ If lollywater means scotch then I'm game.
< is drinking a pepsi. V would like a nice cold pepsi |
^ doesn' know the half of it
< has Pepsi at home v no Pepsi, Coke! |
^ as long as it's diet
< needs to find something else to do V needs a holiday |
^ Sure do
< Is tired of not having holidays v Feels the same |
^ Obviously needs a break
< Retired (read unemployed but pensioned) so most days are holidays v Wants to get out more |
^ Much safer indoors
< Also retired with a pension but got bored so working part -time v Know any good jokes |
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