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I wish the staireway to heaven was an escalator. |
Granted, but when you get on, you notice it's going down.
I wish the well hadn't run dry. |
Granted, but the water in it is poisoned.
I wish to repeal the law of gravity. |
Granted, but your feet don't stay on the ground long enough.
I wish the wisely were unwise. |
Granted, but only through the literary works of Emily Dickinson.
I wish that Willem Dafoe was my brother-in-law. |
Granted, you are now married to his brother Daniel.
I wish I could return the 'His' and 'Hers' towels I bought you. |
Granted, you may return them but you cannot get a refund.
I wish Pluto was still a planet and not a cartoon dog. |
Granted, the lawyers for Walt Disney are knowing at your door.
I wish falsehoods would remain true to the lie. |
Granted, but this means they transform into neighbourhoods.
I wish the wind was a fluid in consistancy. |
Granted, but a gust washes your car into a river.
I wish resistance was futile. |
Granted, do what you want.....with Task Force. I wish the camera never lied. |
Granted, but you can't handle the truth.
I wish the package would arrive soon |
Granted, but it is full of porn films.
I wish the isobar was more eccentric. |
Granted. The one isobar is more eccentric, but every other one is quite conventional.
I wish the code wasn't so convoluted. |
Granted, too bad it is now indecipherable.
I wish entropy would hurry up. |
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