Granted, it's not so quiet, it is completely silent

I wish my mojo would come back

Granted, but it cannot possibly help you, what with the execution for treason tomorrow

I wish there was a way to carry out the death sentence without an execution

Granted, you carry it outside without executing anyone and read it outloud, whereby you are summarily executed for waking up the King from a dead sleep.

I wish JB had been more creating with his crush...

Granted, next time I'll create havoc.

I wish havoc was my mentor.

Granted, havoc is your mentor, leading you to a life of crime and ultimately, capture and incarceration. Your cellmate is, of course, Gary Glitter.

I wish I could think of a good wish, one that would be most eloquent and well articulated and not easily crushed and would cause the next wish crusher extreme headaches in the effort of crushing it

Granted, except that the process of thinking of the wish causes you such extreme pain it crushes your brain into something the size of an electron.

I wish this were not so much fun...

Granted, it is now excruciating pain, which you gain retroactively for all your previous fun

I wish bolt-action rifles were state of the art again

Granted, but being art means they are only available from museums.

I wish your time would come.

Granted, Raptor1s time comes, and goes, so rapidly that that no one notices and we all go crazy wondering where his time went

I wish the mother of all bombs would stop dropping on my bases

Granted, now they are dropping on your house instead...

I wish JB were not so quick to crush dreams so I could catch up in posts...

Granted, but because of that you contract the...CURSE OF THE SPAM KING *dramatic music*...and will remain cursed forever

I wish the...CURSE OF THE SPAM KING *dramatic music*...wouldn't cause his eventual slow and painful demise

Granted, CURSE OF THE SPAM KING *dramatic music... now causes sever halitosis and he's coming to give you a big kiss.

I wish being ingenious didn't make you ingenuous.

Granted, you are now naive and disfunctional instead.

I wish for a quantum of solace.

Granted, now because of your continued close proximity and interaction with the obeese beyatch siting across from you a quantum entanglement begins to take affect making it impossible to separate you from one another.

I wish Jimbuna and his entangled partner would find costumes that fit and become crime fighting superheros


.

Granted, they are now known as Austin Powers and 'Fat Bast$#d' and the first person they are hunting is YOU!

I wish people would really say what they think...