Granted, but your pencil only checks Sanskrit

I wish people would make more sense by making less sense

Granted, the mole on your lip becomes less sensical than the underpanst your father wore last week

I wish I knew what the hell I was talking about

Granted, but it still makes no sense.

I wish that everyone did possess common sense, as set down by Thomas Paine.

Granted, but the common sense is my sense, leading the world to ultimate chaos

I wish I knew when a Croquet mallet can be a billy club

Granted, but you only realise after you hit yourself over the head.

I wish love wasn't blind.

Granted then the gerbal could actually see where it's going....


I wish we all had a beer, we could toast....

Granted, but if she could see, she wouldn't date you.

I wish I knew what my dog was thinking.....

Granted, it's planning to steal Koon's beer

I wish the weather was better

Granted, but only marginally better than Siberia.

I wish derogitary terms were complimentary.

Granted Ninny:up:

I wish for eggs benedict fresh hot
perfectly made and uncorrupted completely
by wish crushers

Granted, but you have to pick it up from the bottom of the Mariana Trench (No deliveries!)

I wish I hadn't wished this wish

Granted


I wish I could send raptor1 to go pick up my breakfast
off of the floor of the pacific.

Granted, but he uses a shovel he earlier used to shovel cow dung with.

I wish an eskimo roll was edible.

Granted, they are now made with rancid seal flippers and boiled cod cheeks, garnished with lark's vomit and served on an inverted kayak.

I wish (the water in) the kettle would hurry up and boil.

Granted, but it boils so rapidly that it evaporates

I wish I hadn't just eaten breakfast before reading that last crush