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A. Yes, if you get the oil hot enough in the frying pan to catch light to your work top, or are cooking a flambé on the stove.
Q. What size is a pinch of salt? |
Depends how much of it you steal.
How do you reach the end of a rainbow? |
Follow it until it stop.
What would you do with the pot of gold you found? |
I already spent it.
Where can I find another pot of gold? |
Underneath STEEDS bed.
Ever seen a blessing in disguise? |
Yes, but since it was in disguise, I didn't notice it at first and it got away...
What, me worry?... <O> |
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:har::har::har: You should worry, Morbo's space fleet is on the way. Dose anyone know where jim's secret stash of beer is kept? |
I most certainly do :smug:
Are you feeling lucky punk? Well are you? |
Having drunk half of your beer stash, yes I feel lucky that I drank the half that wasn't Fosters.
Why does Jim like drinking Fosters so much? |
It helped celebrate our T20 victory over your lot today.
How many tests is it now since Australia last won one? |
Two...If you count this year's men and women's England teams beating them. :DL
Is it true we have to defend the Ashes down under this winter? |
Yes it starts in November
Will the Cons get another thrashing? |
Yes, particularly if the Pros put up a good fight...
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to see it, will the ground hog see its shadow?... <O> |
Only if the sun is shining.
Why won't women accept the inevitable? |
A. Because their heads are full of fluffy kittens, perhaps? :hmmm:
Q. How black is coal? |
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