A. Because china men prefer peeking.

Q. Is the Yellow River that color because of all the peasants urinating into it?

Nup it just went that colour after Tony Christie started singing about it.

Why do people ask if someone is a mouse or a man, doesn't the size give it away?

Size isn't everything, they say...

Who are they and why are they saying it?...


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They are of mice and men. To alleviate the decades of persecution against mice. From men.

What are your thoughts on Governments receiving tobacco funding in countries where tobacco advertising is banned?

I'm honestly not bothered either way.

Will it ever relent?

I was really aware it was lent in the first place...

Is gravity a matter for levity?


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It can be.

What's the current unemployment rate of your country?

too bloody many



Do you like your current government?

Not nearly as much as you do.

Should we have an alternative ending to death?

Only if it isn't fatal or makes me late for last call...


Why does buttered bread, if dropped, always land on the floor butter side down?


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A. Murphy's Law. The butter side heavier and causes greater rotation during decent.

Q. If a cat has its back covered in butter and is then dropped, will it land on its back?

Yes.

When was the decision actually made?

Then and there.

Did you go to University?

I did but I didn't study there.

What is universal that is also proprietary?

General Knowledge...


I ask, for whom does the bell toll?...


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