Granted, she cooks you for breakfast

I forgot what I wished for

Fine we grant you a default wish to 22 tonnes of rotting smoked kippers
in your kitchen.

I wish for a better default wish if I get stuck.

Granted, your default wish is only slightly better than having your eyes soaked in hydrochloric acid

I wish I had the capacity

Granted, but you don't have any way to use it

I wish my Industrial Capacity quadrupled

Granted, but seeing as how it was eight times smaller than TarJaks to begin with, you still have less.

I wish nothing ever mattered.

Granted, and so you are now at total peace with the hated Woman At the Desk Across from Yours since she no longer matters.

I wish rain drops kept falling on my head.

Granted, but now the tune to that stupid song is stuck in the head with the raindrops falling on it and you go completely mad and storm into a grocery store and throw all the melons at the walls and then sit in the ice cream freezer until the funny smelling guys in the white coats come and take you away screaming to be locked up in a rubber room for the rest of your life

I wish I didn't thing of these things http://209.85.12.227/1396/109/emo/busted2.gif

Granted, you don't thing of them, only think of them

I wish I could destroy my enemies with the power of heavy armor and mechanized infantry

Granted but simulatanously the develop tactical nuclear artillery
shells and your invasion dies in its tracks despite your superior
forces.

I wish we drove on driveways and parked on parkways.

Granted, you can even get high on highways.

I wish my face would fit.

D'oh... Too Late to crush Mush Martin's dream, a quick rewrite is required.

Granted, it now fits the Hated Woman who works across from your Desk.

I wish my cars engine ran on tap water.

Granted, but it's still too inefficient and travels at 1km/y

I wish pizza was measured on the Richter Scale

Granted, but your pizza is so small it doesn't even register

I wish I was this guy:|\\

Granted :damn:

I wish D.T. was smiley guy too.

Granted, but because of his double identity he is blamed with conspiracy and tortured until forced to admit participation

I wish you were over there >>>>