Granted, but they are now all soggy and disintegrate into gunge when they are taken within 3' of a cup of tea.

I wish work was fun.

Granted, you are now addicted to the job of making Mush's tea biscuits wetter, but Mush doesn't like the way you work and when you refuse to leave after being fired (as you like the job so much), he is forced to run you over with a bulldozer

I wish this and that

:rotfl:

Granted, also you get a free helping of the other. Which you dislike. Intensely.

I wish the sun would shine like this guy: :sunny:

Granted it is but where I am not where you are.

I wish my teabiscuits werent so soggy I wish my workers
werent so intent on getting them soggy. lazy blighters

Granted, the sun shines so much that your biscuits dry out, when all your attempts to make them wet again (But not as wet as they used to be) fail, you runs over everyone else with a bulldozer

I wish Mush's bulldozer license was suspended

Granted, but his excavator licence remains in effect long enough for him to knock your house down.


I wish the GWX team could mod real life.

Granted, but the mod is incompatable with your lifestyle, causing you to require repeated rebooting... By real boots.

I wish I had a real Death Star.

Granted, but you don't have the crew to operate it

I wish I could convince the population I'm not an oppressive dictator

Granted, but now they think you are a push over and they overthrow your government and you are forced to flee to ubootcomreadeland and live in exile

I wish the dogs wouldn't bark so much

Granted, they now purr like cats.

I wish my dog wasn't such a mammies boy.

Arrgh - missed it...

Granted, he now has the character of the woman who works across your desk. You know, the one you hate soooo much!

I wish that load of wood would split and stack itself.

Granted, it splits your head and stacks upon it

I wish I had a DeTe II

Granted, but since I have no clue what a De Te II is I give you a TT Doo and you really don't want me to explain that

I wish a meteorite would vaporize all the doggy poo in my back yard and cut the grass, too

What a dumbassed wish your just begging to get your house knocked
down aint ya wiley coyote?
well not this time wish modified and granted
it is granted but not metorite a rogue star wipes out your
entire solar system and although life finds a way your little
species was never heard from again.

I wish I had a sling shot that could take a rogue star in the chamber.:doh:

Granted but it would be so heavy that you could not lift it.

I wish that someone would start a thread on Subsim GT that would not immediately devolve into personnel attacks