Granted, all you need now is the ordnance for it.

I wish all colours were blue to the eye.

Granted they are, but now when driving you end up hitting a blue brick wall

I wish blue was green

Granted but as your driving you run into a green brick wall

I wish there really was a total perspective vortex, the one
I tried was broken, though the cake was good.:up:

Granted, there is however it is not where you can see it due to a lack of perspective in its 2D universe.

I wish I understood the 4th dimension

Granted, you understand time and both theories of relativity. You must spend the rest of your life trying to explain them to people that call you an idiot.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted

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I wish I could get Portal's "Still Alive" song out of my head (It's been months since I played the game)

Granted, it is replaced by the telletubbys theme tune, enjoy your descent into insanity :up:


I wish I had some cake.

Granted, that song is replaced by The Wombles of Wimbledon Common song.

I wish this bitch sitting opposite me would lock herself in a cell for 6 months.

Granted, but you get locked in there with her.

I wish old age wasnt slowing down jimbuna :rotfl:

Granted, it speeds him up instead and he steadily accelerates to and past the speed of light and we now concurrently can't hear him and hear nothing but him and it's getting dark in here, where did the light go?

I wish I wasn't going mad

Granted, you are only becoming slightly deranged

I wish FuMO was a sort of pizza that tasted like you're drinking coke at the same time

Granted, the FuMo pizza you just ate is causing molto fumo!

I wish I could avoid the next round of boring meetings

Granted, you are sent into the next room to participate in the next boring debate instead.

I wish crocodile tears were consumable.

Granted, they are, but so are you and you are, by the crocodile

I wish this guy would stop rolling around:rotfl:

Granted but he is stopped by the front fender
of your Red with white leather 67 caddy convertible and
totals it. your claim is denied with insurance because of
electronic evidence they found on the internet on a website
called subsim where they have found proof that you were
wishing for such an event to happen, as a consequence
your charged with insurance fraud and due to mounting
legal tie ups and expenses. your suddenly bankrupt homeless
and without even a bottle of aftershave to drink, fortunately
your luck changes when suddenly you find a deceased bigfoot.

I wish my tea biscuits hadnt turned out quite that dry.