Granted, your head is now filled with "Barbie Girl" by Aqua

I wish I could change timezones with a mere thought

Granted but you Zone an extra ten months income onto
your tax bill by imaginitive administative error.

I wish everbody understood that to a fish
urination is flatulence.
(ugh man I gotta breath that stop it.)

Granted, everybody now understands how heretical your beliefs are and you are burned to the stake

I wish it was as easy as that

Granted, but even though I granted that wish, it has no effect since I have no idea what you're talking about (you weren't specific enough).

I wish that I could construct additional pylons.

Granted, but they are structurally unsound and the whole thing collapses (on your head)

I wish I knew what Stealth Hunter needed pylons for before I crushed his dream

[edit too slow]

granted the were to mark out a runway for his bombers within range
of Raptorland.

I wish bigfoot would capture a couple of the good ol boys from Georgia
and have there tripod camera found after the fact.:hmm:

Granted, but seeing as their cameras are found stuck up their orifices, no viewable photos are recovered.

I wish everyone was anal retentive.

Granted, however having retained analy for so long the world is overcome by the stench of flatulence and colostomy fluids.

I wish that crush was less disgusting

Granted, but only slightly

I wish the Socialists will go revolt somewhere else, and I won't be effected by them ever again

Granted, they leave you allone.
But now you are ruled by die hard capitalists who enslave you for the rest of your life.

I wish I wouldn't be so tired every day.:cry:

Granted, now you can't play IL-2 until 3:30AM

I wish I could finish this before it's time

Granted, 'this' has been finished, but 'in time'

I wish my dinner was ready.

Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish I could understand jimbuna better on TS.:oops:

Granted, but, once again, your dinner is ready at my house and I am enjoying the heck out of it

Edit : 2nd crush Granted, but now you go totally bonkers because you understand him and end up in an insane asylum

I wish those two bigfoot idiots were from anyplace other than Georgia

Granted, they came from your house

I wish I could get Great Naval Battles 4 to run properly on my DOS Virtual Machine