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"Hey Dave lets play at aeroplanes"

Part Two..

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"Operation Egg Ed".

Clegg - "Great idea my mighty great leader".

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"Five eggs must be used".

Later that day after Operation Egg Ed...

Clegg - "Mighty one it flunked big time".

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"I don't understand".

Clegg - "The cuts backs are so deep we only had one egg".

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"ONE!...Just one lousy egg".

Clegg - "Yes my Master".

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"I'm cheesed off at this news".

To be continued in the final part.

Final Part...

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"I have a new idea".

Clegg - "Mighty one you are Mighty".

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"Da laaaa, like it".

Clegg - "A beard, I don't get it My Master".

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"Clegg your a dimwit at times, I'm going to need this after the kidnapping".

Clegg - "Woo, slow down mighty one this is going to far".

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"Shut up you whimp this is going to work".

Some time later..

Clegg - "It worked great one".

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"Indeed it did Cleggy my little poodle".

Clegg - "That's a puppy my Master, errr".

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"Yes it's Ed's puppy and if he wants it back he will have to obey me".

Clegg - "Mighty one that's your puppy".

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"$>^%*£..time for the beard and a fast exit out of here".

The End

:har: Nice STEED very nice :yep:


And probably true to life as well :haha:

I've leave it to you guys to do a Clegg one. :rotfl2:

Dodgy Dave strikes again (or is it lies again)
http://news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16223257


I wonder what pathetic excuses his lover Clegg his making :hmmm:

Hey look I think I found the answer to the debt problems. :DL

Good old Daily Mail. :har:

Dodgy Dave and his lover Nick will be buying some of those for their own personal use :haha: (on each other of course :har:)

Nadine Dorries MP has lost the plot.

And who the Hell wants the job? No one, Cameron knows he has sealed their fate by his chainsaw slash & burn cuts. What this comes down to she is living in fear of loosing her seat.

STEED thats a typical bloody Tory all they think about is themselves but you can bet your bottom dollar that shes in "safe" Tory seat.

Edit: Yes she is with a majority of 15,000

Worst kind of Tory and as for Mad Nad I would add Barking Mad Nad to that. :rotfl2:

:hmmm: Maybe shes after dodgy Dave's job!!! :ping:

OMG she will be worse than Thatcher was (if thats possible)

No fooking way do I want to find out. She is clearly more barking than Thatcher was.

And I bet her bites worse then her bark :yep:

But I too don't want to find out either :nope:

You two should consider getting a room together :DL

So dorries the mad tory is barking after daves nads?

And leave you out Hot Lips, we're not Tories join the club. :har:

A current fully paid up member :smug:

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Like the Labour party, that card has seen better days... :03: